Icalasari

*Gasp* My compy was down on your birthday and I forgot to say happy birthdayness!!!

Prepare yourself...

PIE!
Yum....

Mmmmm... Chicken.....

Ohnoohnoohnoohno..... What can I do? *Spazzes out*

YAY!
I mean... NOOOOOO!
And you might want to try battery acid or hydrochloric acid ;D

D: Oh no! How will you be able to eat people and things now?

Uh..... I don't know what to say.
*Runs away in terror*

Oh.... That's a shame.
I'll put it in a cup for you :D

EEEEEK!
*Bleeds a lot. A LOT*

NOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY D:
Happy belated birthday then :D

Happy Birthday, Icalasari.

Happy birthday.

Perfect impression, except it would be more like.

Schweda: Pikachu... dude... it's a fucking Pikachu! *strangle hugs etc...*

No... she's kinda umm... like a person who's stoned all the time... except she dosen't do anything. It's werid.

Dan: Let's hit Ashlee with a noodle.
Ashlee: *Staring at nothing in particular*
Dan: *Hit's Ashlee with a noodle*
Ashlee: *Still staring*
*About 5 seconds later*
Ashlee: Why is my cheek wet?
Dan: STOP SPACING OUT!!! You're worse then Schweda.

Note: Schweda is the kid who does so much weed that he will stare at nothing for prolonged periods of time, in which anything can happen without him noticing. He is also obsessed with Pikachu even though he hates pokemon... o_O

Hehheh... it's a fun word to say.

Tales of Buddha's Penis part III

Me: Ramen is good... mmm... *slurp*
Dan: Ramen is the best thing the Japanese did.
Nick: No, Buddha's Penis was.
Dan: No, that was some Indian dude, not a Japanese guy... or girl...
Me: *eating ramen* Sidd *mphhh* Ga *mphh* ama.
Ashlee: *facepalm*
Dan: Whatever.
Nick: Holy shit...
Me: HOLY SHIT!!! NICK SAID SHIT!!! (Nick never says shit...)
Nick: HOLY SHIT!!! I SAID SHIT!!! AND BUDDHA'S PENIS IS IN YOUR RAMEN!!!
Me: NOOO!!!! ASHLEE!!! GET BUDDHA'S PENIS OUT OF MY RAMEN!!!! IT'S TOO RAMELICIOUS!!!
(I continue screaming nonsensically until I talk again.)
Ashlee: I hate you all...
Dan: Why do you sit here then?
Ashlee: Because I have no other friends.
Nick: How sad. You should make friends with the geese outside.
Dan: OK then, I'm leaving. *Leaves, dragging Nick behind him.*
Nick: Bye!!!
Me: Damn... Now I'm stuck with Ashlee.
Ashlee: Yay!! They're gone!!!
Me: *Pokes Ashlee's arm, hard.* What if the acoustic tiles on the wall were uneven.
Ashlee: What acoustic tiles?
Me: *Points to the large grey boxes on almost every wall.* The ones that have been here since FRESHMAN YEAR!!!!
Ashlee: HOLY CRAP!!! ACOUSTIC TILES!!!!
Me: *facepalm* Oh! Look! That one has a stain... How did a stain get that far up the wall... Kinda looks like a bloodstain... What would you do if a maniac in a speedo broke the big windows over there and started killing everyone with a machine gun?
Ashlee: Feeling morbid today?
Me: I'm not on Ritalin anymore!
Ashlee: Dear God...
*first bell rings*
Me: ESCAPE!!!! *Runs away*
Ashlee: NOOOO!!! I'M IN THE LUNCHROOM TWO PERIODS IN A ROW!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!
Me: KTHXBAI!!!


I never did finish my ramen... ;_;

Duodenum is a fun word.

SERIOUS?!?!?! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?!?!?!

Ok... Prepare for an odd problem.

Cats always land on their feet.
Toast (with butter) always lands butter-side down.

If you attached the buttered toast butter-side up on the back of a cat (feet down, butter up) and dropped the cat, which side would land up?
The butter or the cat.

DUDE!!!! CHAOSTRES'S FORUM HAS A SEXY CHATBOX AT THE TOP!!! It's awesome... and you can post pictures...

Yay! A usertitle series!!! Just like the Pot series!!!
... Are you addicted to serieses?