Thanks for All the Fish

Aw... *surrenders to 4 year old Typh's adorwibbleness and returns hat*

Ohhhhhh.
*hugs 4 year old Typh and gives her a lollypop or something* :3

Didn't 4 year old Typh beat me up when I hugged her?
But AWW MOOSE HAT

*shows clown with tearaway face and steals hat*

OH
EM
EFF
GEE
THT AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS
i'm like a little child sometimes

I should watch that show moar. Some of it was PURE EFFING GOLD
Also whatever show it was that the design for CaricatureMike came from.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: LET'S GATHER ROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
Stranger: omg I love that song
You: OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG
You: AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG
You: BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG
You: BUM
Stranger: but it will help if you just sing alone
You: BUM
You: BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: bum
You: CAMPFIRESONGSONG
You: CAMPFIRESONGSONG
Stranger: patrick!
You: ANDIFYOUDON'THINKTHSTWECANSINGITFASTERTHENYOU'REWRONG
Stranger: song c-a-m-p-f--i
You: BUTIT'LLHELPIFYOUJUSTSINGALONG
Stranger: squidward
You: ...
Stranger: ....
Stranger: alright
You: IT'LL HELP
Stranger: it will help
You: IT'LL HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Stranger: it'll help
Stranger: if you just sing along
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: OH YEAH!!!
You: SMASH
Stranger: ahhhh wasn't that relaxing?
You: no
Stranger: fuck you
You: ARGH SEA BEAR and I don't remember that much more spongebob
Stranger: than don't sing the songs
Stranger: dick
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I had no idea Spongebob fans were so elitist o.o

I'm currently falling down wells.

But you weren't Lincoln.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you.
Stranger: why? asl?
You: Do you love me, Stranger?
Stranger: well, maybe i would if i knew who you were
You: I'm ex-President Abraham Lincoln.
Stranger: holy feckin shite man! really?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i want to ask you some questions
You: Shall I prove it?
Stranger: yeah
You: *clears throat*
You: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, etc. etc.
You: What more proof do you need?
Stranger: i shant be needing you proof. i beleive ya mister president
You: Good.
You: Now I believe you wished to ask me something?
Stranger: um, yes, oh god, im so giddy. it's such an honour!. "What is your opinion on the U.S's current government disposition?"
You: It's shit.
You: I'm not President.
You: Fucking John Wilkes Booth.
Stranger: Yeah, little bastard.
You: I mean sure everyone was all "don't go to the theatre, Abe", but I was thinking, you now, I'm fucking president, I'll go wherever the shit I like and no cunt's gonna stop me.
You: I didn't liberate the slaves and get born in a log cabin I built with my own hands to take that crap from ANYONE.
Stranger: Yeah! If you were still alive, I'd vote for you.
You: Thanks. You rule.
Stranger: Awe shucks. Well, gotta fly. It was great speaking to you Mr. President.
You: See ya.
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LOOK
AT THE THREAD
NOW I'M PRESIDENT LINCOLN

No D:
I JUST QUOTED THE WHOLE POKEMON THEME IN AN OMEGLE CONVO

I NO

AND NO I DO NOT KNOW THAT GUY

I KNOWS D:
BUT TODAY
I SAW A SHOW
IT WAS A COMEDY SHOW
FOR PRINCE CHARLES' 60TH BIRTHDAY
IT HAD ROWAN ATKINSON
AND IT WAS PRESENTED BY JOHN CLEESE
HALF WAY THROUGH ANDREW SACHS CAME ON
AND AT THE END
ERIC IDLE
SANG "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE"
IN
A
FUCKING
TUTU

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~

What did you dress up as? XD

...WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
EVER?!

I
I
I WANT THEM

*takes them off your feet and runs away*

SOCKS WITH GLOWSTICKS ATTACHED
WHAT

Oui, je parle un peu de Francais aussi, Mademoiselle.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch auch.

But laanguages you're not fluent in don't count, silly =)

Seriously? XD
Do you wear those often?

And split the money with me for giving you the idea.
Being monolingual sucks D: