Zeph

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, (gasp)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (gasp)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvered.

B:

Z:

Now I know my A:B:C:s, won't you come and play with me~

X:

V:

T:

LOL

R:

I'm sorry, it was thoughtless and hurtful of me to lie.

P:

I didn't really.

N:

Cool~ I got stuck in a cupboard on my way to Narnia.

L:

So why did you fall/climb into the toilet when you were little

J:

G:

Wow, I didn't expect that to look like a face. I'll carry on.

H:

You didn't say that.

You said, "that child is me". Present tense. (If so wow someone put you in You Laugh You Lose)

He doesn't look 14.

That shut you up.

OH YEAH

WELL GUESS WHAT

You're one of the crew.

Yes, it's a great big gay ark.

I meant seamen though.

YOU DIRTY CHILD