That's a song from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl.
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#I've got two legs from my hips to the ground, and
When I lift 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.#
Du haff keine idea vat ze sauerkraut I em talking about, do you?
BISMARCK?! OF COURSE I'M NOT CALLING IT AFTER BISMARCK! IT'S A ZEPPELIN! IT'S NOTHING TO DO VITH BLOODY BISMARCK!
The thing that's wrong with it is that the Hindenburg
IS NOT A BALLOON! IT'S AN AIRSHIP! BALLOONS IS FOR KIDDYVINKIES! IF YOU VANT TO PLAY VITH BALLOONS THEN GET OUTSIDE!!!
The one with the Valentine's balloon. What was wrong with it?
Wow the explosion looks kinda like a heart.
Anyway, what was wrong with that last message?
Have a Valentine's balloon.
Happy Valentine's day eve, by the way.
Not particularly. But I think we're getting to the bottom of why i have a BMI of 32.
I also ate two packs of pork scratchings.
Yesterday night I devoured an entire tub of Carte D'Or in one go all by myself.
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But not really.
Since then I have had monstrous difficulty passing water.
Meanwhile my gall bladder hatched a plot to murder my genitals, but was informed that they had committed suicide, quite rightly seeing no purpose to their existence.
And then my kidneys were so grieved to hear of this that they murdered my lungs. They were tried in the Pancreas High Court and convicted of murder. They were hanged in the spleen that afternoon.
Then my liver went OH NO HES DEAD and committed suicide out of grief
I think my brain has caught fire and run around my skull going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I IS ON FIRE and then died. -
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