Sinderella
Voted Most Likely to Romance the NPCs
- Pronoun
- That/Bitch
"Well, so long as you're vague enough about what 'saving the world' means, everyone tends to be in favor of saving the world." And their cloudy benefactor sure had been extremely vague.
Odette scoffed. "You'd actually be surprised. I've had the unfortunate honor of meeting a few who would have preferred to do the opposite." But that was neither here nor there.
"Wait, Mystery Dungeons...like...the fucking video games?" she asked incredulously. "That's a thing here?""The specifics are a bit lost but apparently he stopped a mass infestation of Mystery Dungeons - places where common sense has its head on backwards. Dunno what exactly was causing them or how it was stopped but the less Dungeons the better, you know? Nasty pieces of work those are, especially those haunted ones."
Now it was all starting to make sense. The Pokemon body, the nonsense about humans being some mythical creatures, the stories of this Jesse Stranger person (sounded like a godsdamned stripper name, but she wouldn't say that out loud and put a damper on Jaak's mood). She widened her eyes in abject distress.
Did I just get sucked into a fucking video game?
She knew nothing about those games aside from what she'd heard from her friends back in secondary school. Which had been years ago at this point. It'd taken her some time to learn that "dungeon" was just a gaming term for some sort of labyrinth where you fought hostiles and not an actual underground prison (or, more explicitly, an S/M club. That would have just been ridiculous, and really fucking weird), but the extent of her knowledge ended there. There were dungeons here, and apparently, they could be haunted. And cause an infestation.
The realization also made the clothing distinction make far more sense. Not that it was okay in her world to run around naked, but she understood the need to stand out from the wildings.Jaak nodded. "As for the clothes, it makes distinguishing us thinking folk with the wild mons out there real easy since you can't really tell at a glance. So it's better to assume that anything without clothes is a wild. It's also, you know, more civilised. I'm sure you humans can understand what I'm getting at here."
Still, she beamed at Jaak's good-natured response. It was a nice contrast from the tense back-and-forth she'd just gone through with Wes and strange Gladion. They were whispering among one another now, and she could have sworn she heard the syllables of her own name at some point. If either one of them had any more to say, she wished they'd do it to her face and not in their little bromance circle, so she could at least have the opportunity to knock their heads together. But, Jaak's friendly demeanor started to put her in a far better mood. She was definitely wrong about him, and she'd proudly admit that."Some of the finest!" Jaak answered. "A lot of bipeds love more elaborate clothes like that, so there's quite a market for it. Normally it would cost ya but let's just pretend some flew out of the train on the way if anyone questions," he added with a wink.
"Say less. That sounds like a plan," she said.
She snickered at Dave's quip. "I mean...a lot of Pokemon are covered in fur. If you have that, I think you're just accessorizing at that point." However that didn't answer any questions about the ones who had scales, or exoskeletons, or spectral ooze, something reminiscent of standard human flesh. That felt like a whole rabbit hole she could go down, so she opted to cease her thoughts there.“Well, back in the human world” - or at least his human world, though now he was imagining other worlds where humans considered civilization to involve walking around stark naked but with a bandana, and wished to unimagine it - “usually the ‘civilized’ bit involves covering your genitals, not just throwing on one arbitrary item somewhere, but sure.”
Rest assured, though, genitals would indeed be covered in her case.