Murkrow

Did you say candlejack without my noticing or is there another reason you did not fini

I was on /x/ thread for no discernible reason and there was something about a Majora's Mask theory suggesting Termina also had the three goddesses of Hyrule but the Terminians rejected them and worshipped the Giants instead so actually it was Din Farore and Nayru that tried to destroy Termina with the moon but it was really long and detailed and I was like "tl;dr"

Plus it seems odd to me that the moon is supposed to obliterate all of Termina. It's not a very big object at all, and it's falling at a ridiculously slow rate so it might crush everything directly beneath it but I doubt it'd work up the force to destroy the whole of Termina. Then again the moon is directly overhead wherever in Termina Link goes, so it's clearly omnipresent and can crush everything at once.

Oh, okay.

happy rapping blue midget day

TCoD says it's your birthday. :3

So, happy eighteenth birthday!

...Even though you don't know me.

Not quite

Happy Rasrapsmurfday

Aderyn Meic i fyny yn y goeden yaw yna ni ypeerc.

Also

Exactly, I quite like that music.
wait what about "yaw yna ni ypeerc" reversed

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You: Aderyn gwyrdd, i fyny yn y goeden ciwcymber.
Stranger: ayo
You: Hi.
Stranger: i speak alien too
Stranger: !
Stranger: regrew gewigvengv grigvri grigvrgv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Luigi! La Jew!

Not quite.

Moblinium looks like the name of an actual element.

I think it's made of Masterswordium and Tektitium and Moblinium and Leeverium and Peahatium and Chuchuium and Hookshotium and Ocarinaoftimeium and Phantomhourglassium and Windwakerium and Koholintium and Minishium and Eponium and Youforgotthe!!inMarioKartDoubleDash!!ium.

That you forgot the !! in Mario Kart Double Dash!!.

You forgot the !! in Mario Kart Double Dash!!.

Electricity pylons are made of dozens of metal Triforces.