Here's a game I like to play,
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas times has come
Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fallinthetoiletbecausehe'sjustclingingtoyoursphincterandyouhavetoshakeyourassaroundtotrytogethimtofallintothetoiletandfinallyhedoooooooooes
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas times has come
Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fallinthetoiletbecausehe'sjustclingingtoyoursphincterandyouhavetoshakeyourassaroundtotrytogethimtofallintothetoiletandfinallyhedoooooooooes