Eifie

Thanks for keeping the championship thread up to date. I noticed that just now as I was going to go update it.

what is it with office workers and ping pong omg. why is it always ping pong and not like.. air hockey or something

you're gonna give them the best first impression omg

an eif needs to sleep before her first day of work :O

fuqqqq good luck, I will send psychic pictures of macarons to you around noon (did you figure out what time you're supposed to show up yet omg)

I want to be Nick Cage

the exciting saga now available on bluray and dvd, dubbed by 4kids (actually whoops I should go to a library to write a reffing(s) oh my god)

if you're not going to be the protagonist, can I be the protagonist. I can do the Very Excited Shonen Hero thing when necessary

dragons need to sleep and hoard food and money

Me? Unpopular? That's unpossible!

though the big question is: are you the protagonist???

that description of the program makes it seem like it's just 4h of cardio now I'm scared

Can I do two action Bides? :>

I ask because Bide has the ol' line accuracy.

losing at fencing is physically painful though are you sure about this

:[ well I guess I'll just have to take parkour without you... or maybe I could wait until next year so we can fall over together???????????? (omg you start on monday that's too soon. I'd need at least a 16 month break after exams to prepare for work)

I didn't even know there was a U of T reddit lol (but in hindsight like. of course there is.) ooo gymnastics could be fun? I remember going in the gymnastics room once and they had like. a pit filled with foam cubes or something. clearly the gymnasts have a lot of fun

Actually my reply was going to be something like "GFDI CHARLOTTE" with an appropriately angry gif

I don't think he knows either

because I made the status summaries by editing the ones from a reffing in Mawile vs Superbird because I'm too lazy to ever write them from scratch for each new battle, and because I can't spell

what's a fire hydrant doing on a bridge

they'll kick me out for going too hard and making an eif cry

iirc fencing is always like after 4 on wednesday and parkour is like. ~eventually~ on friday (do you know your hours now or is this unhelpful oops)

there's some weird system I don't really understand re: fencing but I think it's like. you need to take the two semesters of ~registered program lessons~ before they let you in the club, which is.. also the varsity team? I think??? no one explained this to me, I just stand awkwardly alone and get beat up by ppl oops

and yeah it's U of T so the lessons cost money lol (it's almost $200 a semester, rest in pieces). if you take the lessons I will try to show up occasionally and beat you up if you want??? (they might kick me out though maybe I dunno how this works)

and yeS I WANTED TO DO THE PARKOUR CLASS SO BADLY.... but I had a class at the exact same time slay me. next year for sure though (we should both join..... hmmmm.....)

12.0 macaroons is only equivalent to 3.0 macarons though...

a) is there anything Negrek doesn't know (probably b/c I was talking about macarons w/Stormecho earlier on tumblr. there are so many people who've never had macarons omg)
b) yessss I do! I only started this year tho so I'm 90% bravado and 10% skill tbh (but don't tell anyone). I take/took lessons at the Athletic Centre actually, so maybe at some point I will be one of the fencing girls in the dance studio.

rehearsals in the dance studio, though? I didn't know you were a dancer :O

:O!!! oh man, congrats!! yessss we should celebrate by buying 4.0 macarons