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  1. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The hope for change manages to get into a famous politician, who raises his hands shouting "CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE!" However, everyone sees him as a deranged lunatic, except for me, who believes in his hope for change. Or so he thinks... I actually believe that he wants monetary change, and toss...
  2. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The booger happens to come out of the nose of Frim Spalonkings, a famous secret agent who is very protective. I step on it as I continue on my merry way, not knowing what would be... until I am confronted by him. It turns out that the booger actually was the world's most important booger for...
  3. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The SIM card is actually a weapon of the Secret Agent Sim, who is also a Sim in the Sims game. He manipulated your mind into making you drop the card, so that I would pick it up, and implanted it into your phone to make it think it was yours. As I pick up the card, Agent Sim knows that I am the...
  4. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I pick up the clue. And then... WILD STEVE APPEARED! Me and Steve duke it out for a few moments, and after I defeat him, he tells me his life story. I don't really listen to it because it involves lots of snorting Pokeghost's crackhair and going to rehab. We keep picking up clues until it starts...
  5. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    A detective without a name because I am too lazy to invent one picks up the locks of hair, which are made of some sort of strange pixie sticks dust because that is what Pokeghosts would have as hair. He turns to me, Arylett, Crime Scene Investigator, and I take off my sunglasses badassedly to...
  6. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The cell phone rings, having a ring tone which I cannot hear. However, a man named Jerem Krogginarlski, a guy with unusually good ears, can, because the ring is too high pitched for my hearing. Jerem has a specific brain condition which is triggered by high pitched sounds, and suddenly, his...
  7. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    A dude named Fletcher Flecherson grabs the Needler, aims it at me, and says: "I WILL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF LETT!" And I'm all, hey, I AM Lett. And he's like, oh. He puts it down WHEN SUDDENLY Rhonda Laffinkingis's zombie comes in, angry that I'm STILL not dead despite all these ways I continue...
  8. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I walk by the gun, completely uninterested in it for some reason, because just then, a rollarskating waitress appears and skates in my direction. The waitress tells me that the gun must be delivered to a man simply be the name of U. However, I tell her to go and get a delivery boy, because it's...
  9. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The idea travels long and far, across galaxies, delivered by a woman named Rhonda Laffinkingis. How is she relevant to anything? Trust me, she is. It reaches Dan3.0, a giantic robotic lord of the planet Zeeflan, who looks at the idea, and ponders. The very second that he ponders, however, a...
  10. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The hot dog appears to come to life for unknown reasons and thus I hire a detective named Danny Schmit to figure it out. Danny and I go on an epic quest across five countries but then I realize something... where the heck did Danny and I get all the money to go traveling so much? Suspiciously, I...
  11. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The meatbun makes me believe I am insane, so I see a psychiatrist named Janet Jackson.(NO RELATION TO THE SINGER, SHE ALWAYS HAS TO DEAL WITH THAT, UGH!) Miss Jackson has three patients. An old man named Jenkins, a little pyromaniac girl named Sally, and a literally homophobic (as in, he's...
  12. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The log tumbles to the ground dramatically, like something out of a movie, about to kill me whe- OH EM GEE. Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a flying squirrel? NO! It's LOOOOGGGGMAAAAAN! And he's come to save me. He does so and catches the log, tossing it several feet away. His super strength...
  13. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    It turns out to be my stomach acid which you have dropped and have extracted at considerable risk of damage. Seeing as how my stomach acid is seven times more acidic than the average man (even though I am not a man, who cares!), its removal alleviates me. But of course, little known to me or...
  14. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The brick wall falls several inches away from me, and does not claim my life. However, it falls atop one of Lickogick's poor daughter Maya, whose body is completely disfigured into a rather disgusting pile of smushed skin and bones and such. Needless to say, the poor woman does not survive. A...
  15. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I pray to the heavens and ask in a very dramatic voice, why, dear God, WHY do people always drop Nothing? It messes with my head. In vain attempts, I try to run away, and find a smiling man named Lickogick. He tells me he has a memory eraser, which he promptly places on my aching cranium which...
  16. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I pick up the non-existent thing you dropped. But I can't seem to touch it. I keep trying again and again and again and just go plain mad! Where IS it? How can there be nothing? There's always SOMETHING! ARRRGGGH! ;;Brain explosion, death;; I drop Frederick Mitchells, an FBI agent.
  17. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I snatch at this Pokemon, but since it is not mine, the trainer sues me. I lose my case and am sentenced to be tickled to death. I drop the Speed of Light. (Which seems how quickly this thread is going.)
  18. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    I just decide to kill myself cleanly and easily since I already died this way. I drop a period. (THE PUNCTUATION MARK, DAMN YOU.)
  19. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    The weight of gravity drops a flying fat astronaut in space named Wilbur who in turn drops atop me and death occurs. I drop grape juice.
  20. Arylett Charnoa

    Suicide Game! =D

    Mario runs into the mushroom and gains the ability to shoot fire balls. I rejoice because that is so damn fun and makes the game easier. Just then, however, when he jumps, he falls into a hole. I am so frustrated by this that I toss myself out a five story window due to it being so tragic. I...
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