Wah I knew having a double battle as my second/first battle ever would be a bad idea. Conditionals are hard let's go shopping. Sorry guys! It will probably go faster after this once I get into the swing of things.
Okay okay. Okay. After basically eating the pokédex (and getting allllllll the advices from res and vikis), let's see if I can't spit up some kind of thing resembling a strategy.
... Yeah. This is totally not my usual style (back in the days of tcg and pojo mag, I ran alakazam stall decks), but let's roll with it. I kind of picked you two with an eye on a sunny-day unite combo thing from the start, but seeing how sunny day'll be draining to Tahoma anyway... Let's see how a sort of sweep does us? (You can tell I am totally confident, right.)
Right. So first things first, sunny day. Tahoma, you get us set up there -- you like the sun, right? It makes you feel all STRONG like you can take on the WORLD let alone some dinky snow cone and a beatlesaur. Sure, it might sting a bit, but I've got plans involving that root of yours for later, don't worry. Meanwhile, Calibri, your plan ... is gonna sting a little ~more~, unfortunately. But I promise it's for a good cause! I'd like an order of one large phantom-Bri, please. That would be a 20% substitute.
(Hmm, I think Tahoma could really take advantage of the substitute better than Bri could... but according to the pokédex, we're not in pokéspe, and thus I can't command phantomander to protect him instead. He could manipulate it, but that's too little mander and too much tropius body to shield effectively. Shame.)
Secondly! Now that we're all prepared, let's take out that little runt of a stalagmite. She's not too much of a threat to you, Bri, especially now that her water attacks will be all dried up, but she could seriously mangle Tahoma's lovely fern-wings with that 4x advantage. Let's see if we can't hit that damage cap and take her down in a quick three rounds or less, haha!
Calibri, since you're the speedier one, what you want to do is turn that drying Jan into a frying Jan! (Oh my god, I am Clover the Clever, I should get extra points for that.) But yeah, you get this party started with a little /more/ heat -- get up close and personal with a flame blitz! I know, you'll feel even more ouchies, I'm sorry. I'll get you your favourite aguav pokéblocks when we're through. Tahoma, your job is easier: as soon as Bri's out of the way, solarbeam that sucker! Aren't you grateful now for those rays of sunlight, giving not only the move an easy go of it, but empowering your very cells for that extra kick? I know I am.
Oh. Wait. This is putting all my exeggcute in one basket. This is where those handy ~conditionals~ come in, right!! Okay, let's see. That little sneakrunt could go and try to hide in some bushes or near a topikary (or topidove) to bring out that nasty gardener man, and we wouldn't want that to happen. So if it looks like your snazzy attacks might harm a single twig on his plants, why don't you show off your singing voices instead with a little karaoke! Both of you can give the runt and the derpno -- not a square, not a cross, but a round! (Can you tell it's gotten really late now.) Yes. A round sounds good.
Alternately she could just use protect and I could come up with something different for that either aiming only at the deino or doing something for yourselves but you know what no it's too late for thoughts let's just say if either the bushes are in danger or you can't get to the snorunt somehow (it's okay to blast through a substitute if she sets one up) just use round.
Jesus one more action. Okay, uh. If both the solarbeam and the flame blitz hit, then that's all we can do for that runt for now, and we want to focus our efforts on nixing the Nyx. Bri, hm, fire won't do very well against her, and you probably won't have gotten bad enough for blaze to kick in yet. What if... Ooooh, dragon pulse! Yeah, dragon pulse looks good. And Tahoma, grass is in a similar spot... Neat, flying does regular damage. How about you send that dino back to the stone age with a good old air slash!
On the other hand, if one or both of the attacks missed, we can still do some damage to the bugle corn chip... but god, I cannot even care right now. Let's just say for this third one, if the snorunt was not hit for whatever reason with both flare blitz and solarbeam, let's just grace them with your lovely karaoke again. It's Pikachu's Jukebox night.
That should be it. Sob you see why I've been procrastinating. And how obvious is it that I am coming from a roleplay background with like zero asb experience sob. I will see what I can do towards trimming the fat next round. but hey here's the handy dandy tldr!:
Calibri: Substitute (20%) ~ Flare Blitz @Jan/Round (if Jan is shielded through bushes or protect) ~ Dragon Pulse @Rhannyx/Round (if Nyx is shielded or FB/SB didn't hit)
Tahoma: Sunny Day ~ Solarbeam @Jan/Round (if Jan [...]) ~ Air Slash @Rhannyx/Round (if Nyx [...])
