I don't really want to catch you. Look at my pants, and how much they are sagging from the weight of six Pokeballs... Not to mention this magnet and weird plate-thingy. Pretty soon I'm going to have to wear some kind of utility belt, and, well, that's just going to look tacky. Even if it were some kind of Batman belt... come to think of it, that would look kind of cool. Dang, if I keep catching these things, I'm going to need a Batman belt. Maybe I could catch like a bunch of Zubats and hide out in caves. Then again, I'm just likely to end up very, very confused if I do that. What with all those Pokemon knowing Supersonic and all... Maybe I could wear ear muffs? But then I'd have to wear them all the time, and that would just be a pain. I wouldn't be able to hear anything. I'd have to leave my phone on vibrate. And even if I did pick up my phone to answer, I'd have to take off the earmuffs. And I don't want to have to do that; that just defeats the purpose. Maybe instead of a Batman utility belt, I could pretend I was a mechanic, or a plumber of some sort. I mean, those guys tend to have a lot of tools. I could always get a fanny pack, but that seems kind of emasculating, really. If I'm going to keep catching Pokemon at this rate, why not just throw them all into a duffel bag. Or a camper bag. As long as its not a roller bag... those things used to be cool in middle school, but now they just might as well have a sign on them that says "kick me!". Roller bags are kind of useless except for travelling. And besides, if I threw all my Poke balls into one bag, I might have to label them. That just sounds, so boring. Ughh, what am I thinking? What I need is a quiver! Except, instead of holding arrows, I'd be holding Pokeballs. But then again, arrows are kind of cool, so maybe I'd get two quivers, one of them full of arrows. Then I can pretend I'm Katniss in the Hunger Games. Or Nicolas Cage in The Weather Man. lol. Nicolas Cage.
Oh, right! The game! Umm... don't catch the Elgyem, but try and take the spoon.
*VM offers the Elgyem a half-eaten bag of Skittles in exchange for the TwistedSpoon*