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DAMN NINJAS

Ninjas are so much better, they even have their own Wikipedia article, while pirate gets redirected to piracy.
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
They're just too awesome for an article anyone can edit with their ninja propaganda.
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The article on ninjas can't be edited with pirate propaganda, because

1) Pirates are too dumb to think of it.
2) Pirates don't have internet
3) Ninjas are so awesome that it's impossible to think of any argument against them.
4) If it does get edited, the ninjas ninja the editor and edit it back within a second.
 
Murkrow said:
1) Pirates are too dumb to think of it.
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Or too smart to be bothered with it.
2) Pirates don't have internet
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Ever heard of cyber-pirates?
3) Ninjas are so awesome that it's impossible to think of any argument against them.
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Blatantly untrue, this is a whole topic of them.
4) If it does get edited, the ninjas ninja the editor and edit it back within a second.
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Because they're ninja-supporting arseholes.
 
Fluffy Clouds said:
Pirates can fucking shoot balls that can kill everyone.

Everyone.

So it's obvious. But I think ninjas could dodge those. Maybe.
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Eeveeon25 said:
I have scientifically proven evidence that ninjas are cooler than pirates: Batman is a ninja.
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Vyraura said:
Pirates get booty.
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Tailsy said:
Dude pirates only have one eye and they can kick your ass.
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ultraviolet said:
By that logic oxygen molecules are ninjas because you can't see them. :/

Also, pirates are better. They're friendlier. =)
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ultraviolet said:
xD. Okay.

But still, pirates are better.
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Mike the Foxhog said:
BOTH.

Plus ninjas don't have parrots.
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Mike the Foxhog said:
They can't, they'd look stupid, and the squawking and saying of "who's a pretty boy then" would ruin the ninjas' precious stealth.
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Mike the Foxhog said:
Parrots can't be ninjas. That's just silly. How would they throw ninja stars, how wold they wave nunchucks round?
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ultraviolet said:
If Ninjas are so stealth-stealth-stealth and you can't even seem them or notice them beating you up, how do you know they even exist?

Pirates are at least less fictional. :]
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All pro-pirate and/or anti-ninja. Point #2 stands.
 
Whoops, that was meant to be my one when I edited in the word "not", to say "I have evidence ninjas are NOT cooler than pirates: Batman is a ninja".
 
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