Welcome one and all to the king of Dream Land's arena! Yes. You've heard right. Everyone from the Nintendo world has been invited. Here, you can see the likes of Kirby and Meta Knight, but that's not all! The audience of today's event consists of a wide array of characters, from villains like Bowser and Donkey Kong to loveable protagonists like Mario, Luigi and Pikachu. Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, the characters present today have only one thought in their mind - the savage carnal destruction that can only come forth from a battle.
Round One
Eishiba
Happie (M) <Anger Point>
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
-Ready to rumble
Richie
Pichu (M) <Static>
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
-Bursting with uncontrollable energy
Richie started by sending out a tiny Pichu who was itching to battle. Sparks of electricity fizzled and popped of his cheeks as he awaited his opponent. Eishiba, standing on the opposite side of the arena, tossed a pokeball into the air. A bright red flash temporarily blinded the audience, which roared with excitement at the sight of a battle between a Mankey and a Pichu. This would be interesting, to say the least.
Happie suddenly started showing off his various muscles to the crowd. Pichu wondered what was going on. This wasn't a show-off competition after all. Happie, however, was unfazed by his opponent's puzzled expression. He continued flexing in front of the crowd, and some of the audience couldn't suppress a blush or two as Happie suddenly gained more muscle.
Pichu wouldn't be bothered by his opponents antics. Instead, he started plotting the downfall of his clueless foe. Pichu started devising the most cunning plan he could think of which would lead to his opponent's defeat without him even breaking a sweat. After considering many ideas, Pichu had discovered the most efficient way to attack his opponent. No one noticed, but Pichu snickered for quite some time after this.
Happie simply kept showing off his muscles which were rapidly increasing in size. His body was now in overdrive mode. Even with minimal effort, his body had undergone hypertrophy. If some members of the audience were unsure whether or not Happie was bigger and heavier than Pichu at the start of the battle, it was definitely clear that Happie, in his current state, was larger and heavier than the rat pokemon.
Happie was rather surprised when Pichu suddenly ran straight towards him. He braced himself for whatever Pichu might have in store, and he was clearly shocked when Pichu jumped up and hit his face with his tail. It wasn't a powerful hit. It didn't even seem like Pichu had tried to hurt Happie. Shocked and confused by the attack, Happie lowered his guard just a bit.
Suddenly, Happie started flailing wildly about. He jumped up and down rapidly, causing shock waves to spread across the arena. The ground shook violently, and Pichu was thrown into the air with little difficulty. Pichu, who was slammed repeatedly up and down by the earthquake, was quite shaken up by the attack.
With some difficulty, Pichu rose to his feet. With great determination, he ran towards the Monkey pokemon with all of his might. Unfortunately, Happie seemed to be unaffected by the blow.
Eishiba
Happie (M) <Anger Point>
Health: 97%
Energy: 90%
-Unfazed +2 Atk +1 Def
Richie
Pichu (M) <Static>
Health: 82%
Energy: 94%
-Determined to fight +2 Sp. atk
Notes
-Am I to interpret "A damage roll of 1-5 is determined." as meaning the arena can cause 1% to 5% damage?
-A Pichu's not going to be able to tackle a Mankey to the ground anytime soon.
Damage and Energy Calculations
Pichu's HP = 100 - 18(earthquake) = 82
Pichu's energy = 100 - 2(nasty plot) - 1(tail whip) - 3(tackle) = 94
Happie's HP = 100 - 3(tackle) = 97
Happie's energy = 100 - 2(bulk up) - 2(bulk up) - 6(earthquake) = 90
Final Notes
Richie commands first