ENGLAND collectively weeps

[Jolty]

TAILSY YOU MOTHER IS ENGLISH AND YOUR FATHER IS AMERICAN.
the tree does NOT lie D:

also uh my dad's a Londoner and my mum's a Swede so like my patriotism might be rather invalid

edit: BATHTUBNINJA HOW CAN YOU GUYS NOT HAVE WHEELIE BINS.
you goddamn FREAKS :(

 

[goldenquagsire]

dude

i'm the least serious person in this thread how can you not tell :[

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT




but trust me i have a feeling that inevitably someone WILL fail to see the "insanity" part. there always is.


also I'M LESS SERIOUSER THAN YOU

 

[Altmer]

dude

i'm the least serious person in this thread how can you not tell :[

ETA: jetx is cool :3

im cooler

 

[goldenquagsire]

also something puzzles me




how have i got through two hours of english patriotism without insulting the bloody unruly yankee bastard colonists


and don't even get me started on the canucks

 

[Tailsy]

WHAT

WE ARE NOW ARGUING WHO THATCHER WAS MEANER TO


WE SHOULD BE UNITING AGAINST THE COMMON FOE - THE WELSH

BECAUSE THEY'RE EASY TARGETS

they have nicer accents, you lose
again

k you can has our inbred farmers then lol

oh please worst comeback

k so

your country will have:

a) sheepshaggers
b) drunk people
c) fat people

yes i'm sure your glorious nation will be at the forefront of world affairs

i'm sure we'll be better off without you and your smelly english presence >:[

 

[Jolty]

i'm sure we'll be better off without you and your smelly english presence >:[

go hang out with France you wanker :(

 

[Tailsy]

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT




but trust me i have a feeling that inevitably someone WILL fail to see the "insanity" part. there always is.


also I'M LESS SERIOUSER THAN YOU

YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR GOSH GOLDIE
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME :|

MY AMOUNT OF CAPITAL LATTERS PER SENTNECE SURELY SHOWS YOU HOW UNSERIOUS I AM

SRS BUSINESS IS RESERVED FOR LOWERCASE

 

[goldenquagsire]

they have nicer accents, you lose
again

not having sheep genes > nice accents kthx

i'm sure we'll be better off without you and your smelly english presence >:[

k we also have all the monies, guns and shit

also YOUR GUYS PUBLIC TRANSPORT SMELLS

YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR GOSH GOLDIE
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME :|

"goldie"







what








you are going to DIE

SRS BUSINESS IS RESERVED FOR LOWERCASE

IT ALSO NEEDS LOTS OF APOSTROPHES I THINK

 

[Tailsy]

not having sheep genes > nice accents kthx


k we also have all the monies, guns and shit

also YOUR GUYS PUBLIC TRANSPORT SMELLS


"goldie"







what








you are going to DIE


IT ALSO NEEDS LOTS OF APOSTROPHES I THINK

LOOK DUDE

WE LACK PUBLIC TRANSPORT
YOURS JUST SMELLS LIKE PEE
WE'RE EVEN

ALSO SHEEP ARE COOL
WHAT CAN YOU SAY WRONG ABOUT SHEEP SHEEP ARE CUTE AND FLUFFY

:[ SHUT UP GOLDIE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS

 

[Jolty]

Goldie is such a rad name
but I'm on his side really so I can't use it :(

tailsy YOU smell like pee
England smells like MUFFINS. not the goddamn cake kind the "boy these sure do resemble crumpets" kind




ok it doesn't but it should

 

[Altmer]

CANT WE ALL AGREE THAT THE NETHERLANDS IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL BUT I MEAN SCOTLAND RULES I'M WITH TAILSY.

 

[goldenquagsire]

LOOK DUDE

WE LACK PUBLIC TRANSPORT
YOURS JUST SMELLS LIKE PEE
WE'RE EVEN

UMM ARE WE


BECAUSE I SURE DO LOVE THE METROPOLITAN LINE

ALSO SHEEP ARE COOL
WHAT CAN YOU SAY WRONG ABOUT SHEEP SHEEP ARE CUTE AND FLUFFY

BUT SHEEP BREEDING WITH HUMANS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG

ITS IN THE BIBLE SEE?

:[ SHUT UP GOLDIE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS

Goldie is such a rad name
but I'm on his side really so I can't use it :(

aw i'm gonna cry guys thats a relly mean name ;_;

 

[Murkrow]

BUT SHEEP BREEDING WITH HUMANS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG

THIS IS STILL FUNNY

 

[Tailsy]

UMM ARE WE


BECAUSE I SURE DO LOVE THE METROPOLITAN LINE


BUT SHEEP BREEDING WITH HUMANS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG

ITS IN THE BIBLE SEE?



aw i'm gonna cry guys thats a relly mean name ;_;

I DON'T :[

ENGLISH PEOPLE BREEDING IS JUST PLAIN WRONG
IT UH
IT'S IN THE BIBLE TOO
NAH I JUST MADE THAT UP

BUT SHEEP > YOU

;~; I'm sorry bby

 

[Jolty]

at least I'm not /actually/ gonna call you Goldie






what about Quaggy

edit: THE ONE TIME I DON'T QUOTE FFFF

 

[goldenquagsire]

actually now that i think about it goldie is kinda cute name

lets stick with that mmkay

 

[Rwr4539]

The amount of caps in this thread is ridiculous.

 

[Jetx]

Just thought I'd dump my 300th post in here. :3

Also I'm not allowed to stand up for England any more because Tailsy called me cool xD

 

[goldenquagsire]

The amount of caps in this thread is ridiculous.

the amount of caps in your mum is ridiculous

 

[Rwr4539]

the amount of caps in your mum is ridiculous

What kind?