Fake Quotes

[Jester]

I have a crush on arylett o:

 

[Dragonclaw]

I have a crush on EeveeSkitteh :o

 

[Jester]

I have a crush on darksong o:

Actually true for me o.o

 

[Evolutionary]

I have a crush on Terry.T

 

[Time Psyduck]

I have a crush on...myself.

 

[Evolutionary]

I have a crush on a hot Magikarp and we're going out now.

 

[Time Psyduck]

I have a crush on these Feebas, and one of them may agree to go out with me.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I have a crush on Midnight.

 

[Time Psyduck]

I was post ninja'd.
I like being post ninja'd

 

[Jester]

Shhh. Do you hear it?
Rape. It's immenent.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Wow you're good.
How could you tell I had this girl here?

 

[Lili]

Woah, this is amazing.
Why don't I abduct little boys more often?

 

[Time Psyduck]

Because not all of them are experts at EV training

Come on, let's move this away from illegal activities

 

[Evolutionary]

I wanna move this away from illegal activities but really I want you all to talk more about it.

 

[Time Psyduck]

So do it. I like hearing about illegal things, especially if they involve people being hurt. It makes me all fuzzy inside.

 

[Evolutionary]

You know what makes ME fuzzy inside, killing kittens, puppies and bunnies

 

[Time Psyduck]

Ha ha stupid animals

 

[Dragonclaw]

Animals deserve death, as they don't wear clothing.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Clothing doesn't matter - everthing deserves to die

 

[Dragonclaw]

See that creature there? Bang! Extinct.