Fortunately, Unfortunately

[hopeandjoy]

Fortunately, I can bring good news now! =D

 

[Iwakuma]

Unfortunately, real news is scant these days.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Fortunately, um... Bush will be out of office next year?

 

[Iwakuma]

Unfortunately, his replacement is transformed into a duck.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Fortunately, this duck is very popular and is a chick magnet.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, the duck gets shot by the VP.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, the wound suffered by the duck was non-lethal.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, this attack made him realised he was a rubber duck. *dun dun dun*

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, this meant that the duck was not sentinent and was therefore unable to realize how pathetic his existence was. A shot, likely unrecognizable, rubber duck in the position of president.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, he ran away and started an emu farm.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, the emus gave the duck unrestricted access to a massive caché of ROMs.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Unfortunately, they were all Shaq-Fu ROMs.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Fortunately, he didn't know how to use them.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Unfortunately, there was a readme.

 

[Fox McCloud]

Fortunately, the readme contained not instructions, but an ASCII of a Bulbasaur.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, it evolved into a MIDI of an Ivysaur.

 

[Fox McCloud]

Fortunately, the MIDI was corrupt and it came out of the computer and made Pokemon real.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, scientists found and captured each and every reanimated Pokemon for experiments.

 

[Fox McCloud]

Fortunately, Arceus and Mewtwo set everyone free.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, they only did this so they could eat everyone.