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Funny/Embarassing things that happened to you or someone you know

Poke4ever

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Basically, post funny/embarrassing moments that happened in your life. Here, I'll tell you one of mine (this happened a few years ago, so sorry if my descriptions are kinda bad...:P) :

My family and I had gone to this one spanish restaurant (well, it wasn't really a restaurant. You could order out or just eat the food there. When you walked into the place, there was the place where you order the food and then there was this door that led you to another room that had a few tables and chairs where you could eat. And in that room was another door that led to the kitchen but you couldn't go in there.). My dad and my brother Josh started ordering the food while my mom and I picked a table to eat at in the other room. She picked a table that was in a corner but I told her to pick the one that was in the middle of the room (remember this because it's really important to know at the end of the story). She said okay and I went back to where my dad and Josh were ordering the food. We finally got the food and went back to the other room to find my mom sitting at a different table (not the one that I told her to sit at) and she was cracking up like crazy. We asked her what happened and she said that when she went to sit at the table that I told her to, the chair that she sat on had a few broken legs. So when she sat on it, she fell down and broke the chair (LOL, I'm cracking up like crazy right now!!) . It made a loud "BANG!!!" and a chef from the kitchen came out and asked her what happened. She told him and then he took the chair and went back to the kitchen. After my mom told us that, I started cracking up like crazy!!! And then we noticed that there was a camera above the door, aiming right at the place where it happened that had a sign that said "Smile! You're on camera!" with a big smiley face!!! When I saw this, I started crying with laughter!!! I was laughing for days!! And the funniest part is that I was the one who told her to sit at that table and at that chair!! LOL!!!

So, does anyone else have any really funny/embarassing stories to tell? :talking:
 
I've had a chair incident happen to me before. :\

Christmas dinner, the whole family was there, and I was wedged up against the wall in a tiny chair by a table, because there wasn't much room for anyone else to sit. My cousin was sitting next to me in a chair as well. I was going to step on the chair right behind his back to get out because I couldn't walk, stuff was in the way. And he didn't notice, of course, and he gets up right when I step, and I fall very, very slowly, like slow motion, with the chair in my legs.

It was weird. Kinda fun though.
 
On halloween me and my friend Zuea were trick-or-treating, and as we were leaving one of the houses, the lady turned off the porch light, and Zuea tripped on a slippery bit of the steps and fell on her ass xD
It was hilarious.
 
Never underestimate the power of irony!

My friend and I wondered if you could make soda cans blow up by throwing them at the ground for some odd reason. Anyway, she was wearing a plastic apron-coat thing so her clothes wouldn't get messy. We tried for awhile and I eventually decided it wouldn't work. Well, she wasn't convinced. Sssooooo......She throws it one more time... aaannndddd.......

Nothing happened.

She turned around to leave (very frustrated) and the can explodes and splashes all over her unprotected back. 'Twas amazingly hilarious!

Ends up her brother shot it with his pellet Gun. Oh whhhell.
 
Once I moved a chair I was sitting in, forgot that I moved it, tried to sit down and fell over. I laughed and was lucky no one was looking. I only did that once, but I almost did that several other times.
 
Ice tiger said:
On halloween me and my friend Zuea were trick-or-treating, and as we were leaving one of the houses, the lady turned off the porch light, and Zuea tripped on a slippery bit of the steps and fell on her ass xD
It was hilarious.
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you had to say this didn't you.... it was fun thought....
 
While we were Trick-or-Treating last year (yes I still do, get over it), one of my best friends just randomly said "I'm tired", and immediately fell flat on her face without flinching or anything. It was epic. xD
 
I fell off a chair once while trying to confront someone (jokingly) in my science class last year.

Everybody in the room was laughing, including both the teacher and myself.
 
About a month ago, in one of my classes I was rolling my chair to get to a computer (it's kind of like a competition because there are not enough computers to go around in that class) one of the wheels got caught on something and I fell backwards. The weird thing was that I was the only one laughing and everyone that saw was wondering if I was alright, which only made it more funny for me.
 
It was my cousin's twenty-first brithday, so of course everyone felt obligated to bring her beer and/or other alcoholic beverages. The result:

Her then-six-year-old sister Katie: Liiiiiiiiiiiz? What's vodka?
 
Me and a friend were talking.

Friend: *talking about a book idea she has*
Me: Okay, I like your writing and all, but could you maybe make the lead character into something other than a Mary-Sue?
Friend: ...Her name's not Mary-Sue...
Me: No, I meant (insert description of Mary-Sue here)
Friend: How can she be a Mary-Sue? Both of her parents are dead and everyone in the story hates her!
Me: *dies from laughter* *shows her TVTropes pages on Mary-Sues*
Friend: 0///0
 
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