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Funny Moments at School

Today at lunchtime I was sitting in the sixth form block with one of my friends, playing Pokémon Leaf Green. For some reason we ended up applying "your mum" innuendo to literally every single thing the game said.

"Yeah, my Static paralyzed your mum last night!"
"I put my Chesto Berry in your mum's Berry Pouch!"
etc.

Which is amusing if you're in a chlidish mood.
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
Today at lunchtime I was sitting in the sixth form block with one of my friends, playing Pokémon Leaf Green. For some reason we ended up applying "your mum" innuendo to literally every single thing the game said.

"Yeah, my Static paralyzed your mum last night!"
"I put my Chesto Berry in your mum's Berry Pouch!"
etc.

Which is amusing if you're in a chlidish mood.
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Today, someone was talking about who the most annoying fat person was.

Even non-childish people can't resist at that!
 
I can resist.

D: Don't ask me less than 12 1/2 months into the past.

A lot of funny things happen at my school. And usually, they're annoying. For example, a few of my friends are obsessed with RuneScape, and usually distract the teacher with that.

I find that funny, but maybe you don't.
 
Political Debates in the Locker Room:

Yeah, we have weird debates in the locker room. One of the girls at my lunch table shoved another girl into a locker for wearing an Obama shirt.

Then somebody shouted, "BECAUSE HE'S A MUSLIM!"

Then the next day, after being told that Obama won, one of the girls in my Latin class shouted, "We're all gonna die!"

...Yeah.
 
Today was the third day of health class, which we have for the second quarter of the year instead of gym, and the teacher started by talking about how people are a lot less healthy today than they used to be, and said that the current generation is the only one that is expected to live less longer than our parents.

He said that right now the life expectancy is about 75 years for men and about 80 for women. Some kid asked why men don't live as long as women, and the teacher said, "Probably because they all get nagged to death by their wives." Laughter from all the males in the class ensued, and all the girls just looked shocked until he said that he was kidding.

Maybe you had to be there to find it funny, but I thought it was pretty damn hilarious that he said that.
 
Icalasari said:
Another time, on the board in that class, somebody had written, "I hate teaching a class full of ADD squirrels!"
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Damn... he's on to me.

We have a female sex-ed teacher who dosen't take anything seriously.

For part of our "safe sex habits" exam we had to put condoms on dildos. At one point during the test some girl couldn't get it on so she yelled in anger and threw it across the room. It hit our teacher in the face.

We couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the hour.
 
A game in school is this:
If you have a teacher with a funny or strange first name, you shout it out as loud as you can when their back is turned.

I've never done it because it's stupid, but it is funny regardless of its childishness.
 
On Monday my reading teacher went awesomely insane.

Me: Since I don't have any work to do, can I play my Nintendo DS?
Teacher: Sure.
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And we have little trend songs in school among us girls. Right now it's:

I can play with Animal Crackers better than you!
*moving hands together and apart* Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
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I just remembered some awesome stuff from Bio...

Jess must have been really hyperactive or something that day.

For some reason, somebody brought up a girl who dressed up as a pregnant nun in school on Halloween and got suspended.

Jess: But what if she got pregnant throught the power of the Holy Spirit?

Later...

We were talking about lockdown drills.

Jess: It's like hide-and-seek. Only deadlier.
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Oh, Jess.
 
Tons of hilarious stuff happens at my school, with the right teachers. One of the science teachers is freaking hilarious.

Buuut, I've exhausted stories about him, so I'll tell one about me, yay! It was a very embarrassing moment for me, but I managed to get through it.

So, I was in a chess tournament at the school a while ago and near the middle of it, between games, I was asked by our chess teacher to escort a student from the visiting team to the bathroom. The problem was I didn't know where to go. And I knew exactly where all the restrooms were. My problem?

I couldn't tell, however horrible a person this makes me, whether the kid was a boy or a girl. I'm sorry, I have no excuse. I just couldn't tell. So I just, as well as I could, led the kid through the halls until we reached the boy's bathroom. I couldn't just stop or keep going, so I lagged behind a bit and when they saw the restroom they thanked me and went in. I guess it turned out he was a boy.

Ooh, I've got another story. I good one, too, because it involves Pokemon!

It happened back in 6th grade a few years ago. I was sitting in the bus, just looking out the window when I noticed two kids talking in the seats across from me. One had a DS and was playing either Diamond or Pearl. The conversation went like this:

"Hey, you're playing Pok-uh-mon?"
"...Yes..." (Nervously, afraid of teasing)
"Yeah, those games are so dumb now. They used to be awesome but now they're just gay."
"Mmhm."
"Yeah. Hey, you know that dragon thing on the original box for the game?" (Charizard)
"Yeah..."
"Yeah, those ones were so cool. They had the two dragon guys fighting with blood and ripping out each others throats and stuff."
"Uh-huh."
"Yeah, it was cool. Now they're just stupid and gay."
"Yeah."
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The funniest part was that neither of them really knew what they were talking about. The non-player was obviously just trying to sound 'cool' by putting down Pokemon, yet he had no idea at all about the games except that they were 'gay'.

Oh, and if Satoshi Tajiri was dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave.
 
There was a used looking condom on the floor of the 8th grade commons (a room that is very open to the Junior High hallway, with picnic tables and lockers and stuff) today. I didn't know about it, and I was one of the last people out of there, and this Amish guy is all like "Hey, pick up your things after you use them" I look over and I'm like WTH?? My eyes got big when I realized what it was and I just left.
 
Today in Maths we all turned the desks backwards when the teacher went out so that we were facing backwards.

The Simpsons has given us so many ideas.
 
One of the kids who's on my bus but doesn't go to my school was singing about a "bus pet."

o.o
 
*Last Thursday, in General Studies; we have been told to get into groups and design an advertising campaign for our school's Sixth Form. My group decides to film a TV ad.*

Other guy #1: We could film the vending machine in the [Sixth Form] block!
Other guy #2: It's broken though...
Me: We could shake it to make something come out! We'll say whenever we film something really awesome the camera vibrates.
Other guy #2: Or we could say the machine's so good it's giving us an orgasm!
Me (without thinking): XD yeah, that'd make them come...

(Two seconds later, we all realise the double entendre. Lols all round.)
 
We were watching commercials on Youtube in English class, and the teacher paused one of them right before the end.

Teacher: What do you think will happen?
Kid in class: A scary face pops up.
 
I remembered one from year 7; our Science teacher was doing an experiment where she heated two strips of metal stuck together, each of which conduct heat and expand at different rates, causing the thing to curve upwards as it heated.

Suddenly, right in the middle she shouted "No, Jordan, this is NOT a demonstration of how a penis becomes erected!".

Most amusing stuff at my school is quite immature.
 
Latin Class:

Student: *gets question right*
Teacher: Good-o.
Everybody: *snickers*

Repeat for the rest of class.
 
Our Chemistry teacher set the bin on fire.
He put some not quite put out wood/paper (can't remember which) into the waste bin, and the stuff in it caught fire, but it took a while for him to notice.
 
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