Google Translate is weird

[1. Luftballon]

"no, you're wrong." -> "It would be a nice first."

"that" -> "the"

"you're wrong" -> ""ฉ antoouegoong!" (after "I was wrong" and "I was right!")

"improbable" turned into: "unlikely" "hardly" "barely" "only" "million" (??) "millions of euros" (I admit, that is improbable); then through Spanish "Millones de dólares." into "billion"

altogether, I'd imaging "improbable" to "billion" wasn't too bad.

 

[sv_01]

I used WUE's link too. I inserted this:
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Through all the 56 languages, it turned into this:
Mountain, resistance is useless to you in connection with the culture of Coronary Arteries.

So a mountain has no use for resistance and the reason is connected with coronary arteries?
I think the "mountain" has been translated from the Borg and the ships turned into "coronary arteries".

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Treid translating one of my dreams that I posted in the dream thread:

English-Indonesian-Latvian-Romanian-Swahili-Armenian-Italian-English:

Last Friday I had a dream that Sunday (last day of the event, Raikou), I went home that night was from a friend via Wi-Fi SoulSilver Raikou (because my mother does not support the DS Wi-Fi clean for some reason), how do you remember me, Oh, hell, I have some 'time. Just when I Raikou, or other non-Armenians in the game, but download the document "show for Super Mario 64 DS. Yes, my dream to put the game in the list," collection "menu looks completely different game, really) which is still divided into several groups. I went and filled with images of several different sets of Mario (I remember Mario and sunglasses with a little Mario Kart can be a joy 2D image editing) and the background of beach for several reasons . Some of them receive and exclusive Oh, and for some reason, when I went to him I live. It 's a dream, it all makes sense this time.
I also remember something about cosplay, I do not remember, and dream some point I went into town (except the city today, the city where dreams are made) to buy books missions Outland (Manga / shop fantasy. In all but my friend who has access only to dream, or a car, a little 'red, which will allow us to present and future. The dream of the future, when I got home I realized that this book is right, and perhaps some clever bastard had covered something. In other words, what started as, or in real life.

So, apparently:
-My mother does not support the Wi-Fi clean, whatever that is.
-I have some time. Oh hell.
-I'm Raikou, and along with others in the game, not Armenian.
-Sunglasses have a little Mario Kart. And it can be a joy.
-I remember something I don't remember.
-The city is "the city where dreams are made". Fancy.
-My friend only has access to a dream and a car. A little red that allows us to the present or future.
-The book was right, but some clever bastard covered something.

Of course, it 's a dream, it all makes sense this time.

Zero Wing opening:
English-Dutch-Bulgarian-Persian-Japanese-Finnish-Estonian:

In the year 2101 AD
Kindled.
Captain: Why Braces?
Mechanic: Assign someone bombs to let us know.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operators at Home.
Captain: "This is for you!
Cats: How to gentlemen!
Cat: I'm a base belonging to all of us.
Cat: You're way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!
Cat: You must be able to come some time.
Cats: HA HA is ....
Operator: * Captain!
Captain: single "Ice"!
Captain: You know what to do.
Captain: Move 'sik-sak ".
Captain: Ladies and justice

 

[Worst Username Ever]

I once ran "Bowser" through a few languages, and ended up with "Shopping cart". Can't remember which ones, though.

English-Afrikaans-Slovak-Japanese-Italian-Macedonian-Swedish-Welsh-Icelandic-English:

Link: Wow, it's really boring here!
My son King Harkinian peace, fight for what they are all just a warrior.
Link: I guess Mr. Gannon's going on?
Gwonam guide, Her Majesty Gannon and his men took the island Koridai (magic wand to fly.)
Harkinian King: So, how can you help?
Help Gwonam: it is written only link can not be defeated Gannon! "
Contact: Well, I'm getting my stuff!
Guide: Your sword is enough, for a short time.
Phone: (Zelda) kiss for luck to do?
Zelda: You must be kidding!
Guide Gwonam: Allah Squad! We know!
Link: Wow! What is a husband?
Gwonam Guide: This is bad. We must overcome the same.
Link: I think you should go!
Gwonam Guide: Here is a map. Where to go?

 

[MentheLapin]

56 translations using WUE's link.

"Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're Orient"

becomes

"White, black, brown, white, high Regina bigorno Lebanon."

---

"Nice to see you, to see you nice."

becomes

"Hope"

---

And finally,

"This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race."

becomes

"Tovaneessena, tovaed â וואָלטנאַדפּרעוואַראַוווווואָר ž avaneto"

 

[Zeph]

I did this about a year ago, putting it through every single language Google offers.

"The ultimate and final meaning of all that we know and understand as people is as follows."

Became:

"UNDERSTANDING OF IDEAS AND FORESTS IN PREVIOUS YEARS."

So apparently the meaning of life is to take into account the ideas (morals and values, perhaps?) of the past, as well as the 'forests', which I guess could mean preserving nature. What a nice little moral.

 

[sv_01]

Here is a thing I made up:

Ice is cold
Lava is hot
Phione is legendary
and Lucario is not

translated with WUE's link (some stages):

Lava Hot ice cold Phione Lucario is NOT a legendary
Ice cold Phione? Oh, and nice emphasis.
Lava Hot Ice Lucario Phione is a legendary
So there is an Ice Lucario which is hot as lava?
Lava Hot Springs Ice Lucario Phione is a legendary
Everything from "Lava" to "Lucario" seems completely random.
Lava Hot Springs Ice Lucario is a legendary Phion
Now the random area got smaller, but what's a Phion?
The Legend of Rabahottosupuringusuaisurio phion
Yes, it has already gone through Japanese.
Rhion Rabahottosupuringusuaisurio Legend.
Rhion? Looks like a typo.
Back to ENGLISH : Region ראַבאַהאָטטאָסופּורינגוסואַיסוריאָ Legend.
Now there is a region involved. And some weird characters.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

I tried trololo*. It got a few interesting changes:


Aaaaah, yes yes yes yes yes yes Ohohoho yaaaa yaaa yaaa yaaaa Yuuno have the right to JJ.
EE-EE-EE-ohohohoho, electrical and electronic equipment ohohohohoooooooo!
Aaaaah mother's sigh.
The NR NR NR Zenntsukuu of the NR in the NR NR NR a NR a NR in the NR of the NAS NAS NAS ミリメートルミリメートルミリメートル of the Nana, Nanananana!
Well NV naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goodish way.
No daaaaa, DAAA, DAAA of daaah.
Lololololoooooooooooo! A la la la la LAAA LAAA LOL hahaaa.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho about!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, lolololoooooo on!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, EEEE-EEEE-Yes! La la la, la, la, la.
The Hohoho hoooo! About bopahdudududadadadaaaaa! This, DAAA the DAAA Daaaa daaah.
, The Lololololololololololo Ranrararanrarararararara Trolololo yaaaaaaa,
Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololo LOL!
Rakisutanokiwami Lara laaaaah, laaaah Lara, laaaa, Lara.

Ha ho about hoooooooo! Lara and laaaa laaaaaa, haha.
Lolo - Lolo - Hohohoho of the lololol!
Lolo - Lolo - hooooooooooooo Hohohoho of the lololol!

*well, how I thought the lyrics sounded, anyway.