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Just Completely Amazing Moments

Saith

New member
So this is a thread for things that have happened to you that are so unbelievable, so ridiculous, so amazing or whatever.

To start this thread off, I'm gonna post something that happened last night:

Okay, so there's this kid in our group who's basically the 'Jay' of the group. He tells stupid stories, genuinely believes them and is basically the guy we make carry all the booze.
So last night when we were down in the woods, we got him to tell the story to someone who we'd only met an hour before and, well... So he's stands up, about to tell his most famous dumb story for the umpteenth time, when Liz picks up The Guitar. There's a grin between them, and she plays a small guitar riff. You know, the type that goes Na-NANA-Nah-Naaah. It's the type you play between each line of a spoken word song. Okay, so here goes.

Jay and Liz said:
I know this bloke called Borris,
NA NANA NA NAAAH
He's got a thirteen-inch cock,
NA NANA NA NAAAH
He walked all the way to Birmingham,
NA NANA NA NAAAH
Which is far as fuck,
NA NANA NA NAAAH

Now see, he's got some strange tastes,
NA NANA NA NAAAH
Some... Freaky appetites,
NA NANA NA NAAAH
He walks that far!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
'Cause he loves his meat white.
NA NANA NA NAAAH

HE FUCKED A CHICKEN!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
With his... GIGANTIC DICK!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
SAID IT WAS FINGER LICKIN'!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
But it died from his prick.
NA NANA NA NAAAH

He murdered that poultry!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
Now he don't got no bail...
NA NANA NA NAAAH
Because in this country!
NA NANA NA NAAAH
Fucked up shit like that...
Gets you...
SENT TO JAIL!
NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NAAAH

I realize that's crude and all, but after improv so great, we've all kind of had to accept his story as true...
 
Some guy on the street walked up to me and gave me an open bag of twizzlers. I got to tell that story for the rest of the day, even if I could not eat the twizzlers, just in case there was something in them.
 
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