Mad Libs

[Flareth]

The Box
The doorbell rang. Discord and Pinkie Pie raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, awesome box. What could be inside? They sarcastically danced the box into the library. Pinkie Pie jokingly put her mouth close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “YAY!!”

“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed Discord. To their amazement, Princess Celestia leaped out of the box and started singing “I'm On A Boat.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.

From here

T.V. Listing

7:00 P.M- vase Swap
2 families switch lives and experience some saucy and annoying results that will warm your computer

8:00 P.M- Who wants to Marry John de Lancie
7655 contestants will compete to win the toe of John de Lancie. This week Applejack and Pinkie Pie compete to find out who is more chocolatey and John de Lancie will reward the winner with a very talented bowl

9:00 P.M- She licked In the jewel
An original movie starring Neil Patrick Harris as a/an dirty and electric beekeeper who lost touch with his/her son, and his/her adorable struggle to fly the past. A story of chaos, greed, and butterflies. Also starring Kristen Bell as his/her shiny spouse.

11:00 P.M- True Life- 'I'm addicted to trees!'
864 young people talk about their experiences with televisions and serenity.

12:00 A.M- Dr. NOTACODE
In this episode of Dr. NOTACODE a/an ugly woman wants to get her elbow enlarged so she will look more sweet A single mom wants work on her face so she will look like Craig Ferguson. Also, a/an rocky lonesome man needs reconstruction on his eye and neck to recover after a/an statue accident.

I'd probably end up watching a lot of this.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

...I DID THAT TV LISTING ONE FOREVER AGO. buuut can't find it on my computer... thought I had saved it. Oh well, I'll do it again:

T.V. Listing

7:00 P.M- owl Swap
2 families switch lives and experience some nice and cool results that will warm your clown

8:00 P.M- Who wants to Marry Mario
100 contestants will compete to win the hair of Link. This week Mr. Pancake and Herpderp compete to find out who is more derp and Pikachu will reward the winner with a very fabulous rock

9:00 P.M- She sued In the moon
An original movie starring Chuck Norris as a/an drunk and dead lawyer who lost touch with his/her perverted step-uncle, and his/her awesome struggle to playing the past. A story of weirdness, hate, and cakes. Also starring Yoshi as his/her funny spouse.

11:00 P.M- True Life- 'I'm addicted to potatoes!'
28 young people talk about their experiences with cookies and magic.

12:00 A.M- Dr. 9001
In this episode of Dr. 1337 a/an stupid woman wants to get her toe enlarged so she will look more smelly A single mom wants work on her tail so she will look like some guy. Also, a/an dangerous, naughty man needs reconstruction on his face and elbow to recover after a/an printer accident.

 

[sv_01]

Soon her hand fell on a strange glass aquarium that was lying under the paint can: she opened it and found in it a very unimaginable magic book, on which the words "Defeat Me" were beautifully marked in clocks. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can crush the table; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can disappear under the heap of slime; so either way I'll get into the volcano, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said mysteriously to herself, "Which cat claw? Which cat claw?," holding her leg on the top of her mouth to feel which way it was screaming, and she was quite angry to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and powerful for life to go on in the furry way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the magic book.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

The other day, I snuck into an illegal Vinyl Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No fear. No mercy.

Two contestants were stuffed into an enormous vinyl bucket and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding quickly and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Objectionable Spammer, wore green monocles, and the other, nicknamed The Smelling Toaster, was wearing some kind of awkward thing on his nail. Anyway, a microscopic referee in a sexy glove rang the bell, and The Objectionable Spammer and The Smelling Toaster came out crushing.

The Spammer led with a roundhouse thwack to the eyebrow, but the Toaster blocked with his cheek. Then the Toaster pulled a pile of banana peels out of his pockets and slammed them into the Spammer's knee. Then the Spammer stuffed the Toaster into a small tube and jumped up and down on it. But then the Toaster fainted the tube and took The Spammer and shot him and touched him and slapped him until there was this nasty pretty sound, and red wine started flowing everywhere. But at the last hour, the Spammer recovered, and they rubbed each other's noses, and the crowd went glaring, and all in all, it was a great time at the Vinyl Cage Grudge Match.

 

[Monoking]

T.V. Listing

7:00 P.M- rabid dog Swap
2 families switch lives and experience some spunky and peachy results that will warm your gamera

8:00 P.M- Who wants to Marry Richie Cordelia
7 contestants will compete to win the arm of Richie Cordelia. This week Ulqi-chan and Morty compete to find out who is more soupy and Richie Cordelia will reward the winner with a very salty trumpet

9:00 P.M- She carried In the weed
An original movie starring George Lopez as a/an strong and turtlish FISH JUMPA who lost touch with his/her mama, and his/her little struggle to steal the past. A story of turkeys, turkeys, and turkeys. Also starring George Lopez's clone, Jerry Lopey as his/her tasty spouse.

11:00 P.M- True Life- 'I'm addicted to bras!'
50 young people talk about their experiences with chesspieces and chesspieces.

12:00 A.M- Dr.
In this episode of Dr. insert thing to insert here a/an selfish woman wants to get her mouth enlarged so she will look more silent A single mom wants work on her leg so she will look like Giovanni. Also, a/an jolly ratty man needs reconstruction on his arm and other arm to recover after a/an rock accident.

...
I'm a celebrity....
And Ulqi-chan (A member here, in case you don't know) wants to marry me?!

Mad libs, I love you.

Also, from an old DBZ website comes...

Trunks said that three years into the future, a couple of a bag of Doritos created by the red Army would come and b**ch slap everyone. They turned the world into mah house. He said that Trunks, Vegeta, Bulma and the others died in the spunky battle. When Goku asked about himself, Trunks said that Goku didn't fight because Goku had died from a arm attack before the battle had began. Trunks said that somehow Piccolo had survived and had trained Trunks. But Trunks was the only fighter left in the world of the future. The cat Balls had disappeared also because Trunks had died. Trunks said that his mother finally built a time machine so that he could come back and verby everyone. Then Goku figured out that Trunks' mother was Richie, and fell over because of the shock. Trunks gave Goku some soup from his time that will cure him of the arm disease that will strike him. This way, Goku will have a chance to fight against the a bag of Doritos.

Tehehehehe
Here is link--->http://templeotrunks.com/games/mad_libs/scene_madlib.html

 

[Ulqi-chan]

And Ulqi-chan wants to marry me?!

I seriously doubt this. I don't plan on marrying in a while, and I already have a fiancé in mind. c:

 

[Aethelstan]

Try it with all Pokemon related words. It's funny.

Someday I want to ditch this trainer job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Red "Sandstorm" Go, hijacking a s. s. anne. The old bug catcher fights him off, but Go starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Shoot, cool trainers!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a gallon of oran berry juice, so the audience knows this Red character is mean and terrifying.

Enter our hero, Silver Blue, who is a rookie pokemon professor. He is jubilant, because of a mysterious mishap with a machop. The old bug catcher, it turns out, was his coach, so he chases the badguy down in a series of shuckle-packed chase scenes that take place in moving vans and bikes. It climaxes with a horn fight in a pokeball.

"You'll never get away with this!" Silver Blue yells as he punches "Sandstorm" Go's horn.

"Shoot, cool trainers!" Go hollers back.

Blue beats Go, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive graveler that a youngster is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Blue races against time, snatches a pokeball away from the youngster, pulls out the graveler inside, and defuses it with just 24 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Go isn't really dead. "Shoot, cool trainers!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty tail muscles. But then Blue skewers him with a charizard, and it's all over.

 

[sv_01]

dandelions are purple,
Rafflesias are blue,
lamps are unimaginable
And so are you.

"I come from a world where flowers have different colors. I have to tell you that you are as strange as the lava lamp that glows in colors which are not supposed to exist and zaps anyone who calls it a soap lamp. And I'm in love with you, oh mighty transdimensional entity."

 

[Ulqi-chan]

This... I don't even know.

Trunks decided to time travel using his rechargeable batteries to go back to the year 42. In this year, he was hoping to discover the difficult secret of Cell 's epicness. As soon as he pressed the nutcracker in his rechargeable batteries , he was whisked off assuringly to 42. Zoo-wee mama! Trunks had arrived at his destination. He was about to investigate his surroundings when he ran into a pack of carefully colorful trees! 'Holy mother fracker', yelled Trunks. He began to bitch slap, as he thought that this would be the best way to resolve his situation. Just then, he died into a very purple Dr. Breifs. 'How did you get here?', asked Trunks with a eerie look on his face. 'Simple', said Dr. Breifs. 'I was able to travel time using my trusty boxers. Good thing I ran into you, because now I can help hug off this pack of carefully colorful trees.' 'Fwee, Dr. Breifs, you really are distorted for doing this!', said Trunks. As the trees charged at Trunks and Dr. Breifs, the two began to power up for a Submersion of the Universe. 'Eat this, you cheese puff', the two yelled. 'Submersion of the Universe'!!! The combined energy of the attack was able to wipe out the colorful trees!! 'Good job, Trunks.', said Dr. Breifs. 'You did a better job than Lady GaGa ever could have ever done.' 'Thanks a lot. You're quite corny yourself.', said Trunks with a smile. 'No prob. Let's head for home!' 'No wait!', yelled Trunks. 'I can't leave until I discover the difficult secret of Cell.' 'Don't worry. If you let Gohan-chan use your assholes, then that will make Gohan-chan happy and they'll tell you the secret.', said Dr. Breifs. 'Ok then, let's go back to our time. We'd better hurry because those 815 Sensu beans I ate before are starting to catch up with me and I'm going to have to urinary matters in a toilet real soon.', Trunks said. 'You bloody wanker , that was more than I needed to know.', snapped Dr. Breifs. 'Whoops, sorry'. After that, the 2 headed back to the present, where Trunks promptly went to urinary matters into a toilet.

Trunks said that three years into the future, a couple of Zebra Cakes created by the teal fish Army would come and punt everyone. They turned the world into Central City. He said that Oolong, Goten, Bulla and the others died in the fluffy battle. When Dr. Gero asked about himself, Trunks said that Dr. Gero didn't fight because Dr. Gero had died from a pelvis attack before the battle had began. Trunks said that somehow Android 15 had survived and had trained Trunks. But Trunks was the only fighter left in the world of the future. The Crobat Balls had disappeared also because Oolong had died. Trunks said that his mother finally built a time machine so that he could come back and yank everyone. Then Dr. Gero figured out that Trunks' mother was Ulqi-chan, and fell over because of the shock. Trunks gave Dr. Gero some Trunks Cola from his time that will cure him of the pelvis disease that will strike him. This way, Dr. Gero will have a chance to fight against the Zebra Cakes.

 

[Frostagin]

Once upon a time, the Beatles were awesome. John had been drumming a stone. Paul had been dancing outside, as he didn't want to awesome out the candle room.(Yeah, they're living there). George was hugging his light. He had kicked it the week before, and had ate it up with a scone. Good as new! Ringo, well, he traveled everything with his police box. He had poured the sugar.
'I'm vasoline' Paul exclaimed.
'Sheddup' whispered Ringo, watching George over the nose.
Aiyah!!' shouted George.
'I know!' sighed John, 'we could record this new song I wrote! It's a terrible one!'
Paul read it, and put it in the bin.
Ve~! I worked all 11:38 on that!' John said, shoving Paul into the wall. George began to meditate, to drown out the sonic screwdriver. Ringo lit a gun and shot and healed.
'You banana!' cried John.
'Ya wouldn't know a deaf leopard if it hit you in the pan!' shouted Paul.
'Well name a striped dandelion, then!' growled John.
'Octopusses cave' moaned Ringo, laughing.
'Hey, that IS a shifty one!' grinned Paul, getting his hair of John, after flying him silly.
'Yeah, Ringo, you're a piano' said John.
George said nothing, and all was as it should be.

...And that's how Octopus's Garden was written, except with a cave instead.

On the morning of the World Woodstock, North Italy got up to find that Germany had filled his house with wurst. The normal reaction would be to yell at little Japan, but America who loves hamburgers jumped for joy. That was until England carved in and made him clean all the fish and chips up. France who was watching creeped up behind China and hit him in the head with a pretty pan. Russia who is drawn to violence, challenged Canada to a duel. Prussia joined, and beat everyone in a race to Spain. Rome was angry so he tried to put a spell on Germania, but it missed and hit Austria and Hungary which caused them to switch bodies. Sealand refused to join because he was too busy racing S. Korea blue. Poland and Lithuania were at Latvia's house at the time and were both run over by her cow who was trying to find Estonia. Belarus was flying above Ukraine. Of course Egypt was making felafels. Greece sat furious with Turkey. They were both mad libs why all the other countries were chopping around like lunatics. Bulgaria was all alone because Finland was out shopping for Iggy's Eyebrows Appreciation Day squirrel. Sweden tried to cheer him up by yelling Vietnam and Switzerland but it had no effect. Lichtenstein and Denmark were in the kitchen when Iceland jogged up to them and insisted that he had invented Coca-Cola. Norway and South Italy rolled their hair and continued smoking with fire crackers and cat. Taiwan was still at his house refusing to come out until he had destroy a whole gallon of tea. Now Cuba and Hong Kong saw the commotion and decided it best to stay at home. All of the countries were now turning Red and Green and Gold dotted. Holy Roman Empire came out and told them AIYAH! SHUT UP OR I'LL STALK YOU WITH MY DARK PRIZE!"; Monaco was then turned into a cat by Seborga. It seems like the only one left dancing is Liechtenstein. This is why Liechtenstein is truly the glowing country ever.

Well, apparently we blame Japan for stuff and Liechtenstein glows. England is obviously better though. *shot*

 

[ShinyUmbreonX3]

To convulse, or not to convulse -- that is the intelligence:
Whether 'tis nobler in the leg to glomp
The socks and chains of stinky chicken
Or to take arms against a mountain of pumpkins,
And by chuckling end them. To dance -- to wiggle;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural cookies
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a doom
Devoutly to be wish'd. To dance, to wiggle;
To wiggle -- perchance to poke: ay, there's the rub!
For in that sleep of humility what dreams may sigh
When we have ate off this mortal boot,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pigs of despis'd lopsidedness, the law's delay,
The gloom of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy feeds,
When he himself might his quietus make
With an awkward cheese? Who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and ponder under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after arrogance --
The undiscover'd plateau, from whose bourn
No engineer returns -- licks the will,
And makes us rather whack those ills we have
Than bathe to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make doctors of us all,
And thus the gunky hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the green book of thought,
And lumps of plump pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of loon. Small you now!
The round Chuck! -- Nymph, in thy wings
Be all my apples remember'd.

...Oh god. My favorite part of 12th grade, ruined... AND I LIKE IT!

 

[sv_01]

Someday I want to ditch this archeologist job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Randolph "Fog" Rawr, hijacking a spaceship. The old man fights him off, but Rawr starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Aargh, babies!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a cup of yog soda, so the audience knows this Randolph character is mean and inconcievable.

Enter our hero, Herbert Purple, who is a rookie scientist. He is creeped out, because of a mysterious mishap with a book. The old man, it turns out, was his ancestor, so he chases the badguy down in a series of insanity-packed chase scenes that take place in submarines and helicopters. It climaxes with a brain fight in a pyramid.

"You'll never get away with this!" Herbert Purple yells as he punches "Fog" Rawr's brain.

"Aargh, babies!" Rawr hollers back.

Purple beats Rawr, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive tombstone that a guy is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Purple races against time, snatches a jar away from the guy, pulls out the tombstone inside, and defuses it with just 47 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Rawr isn't really dead. "Aargh, babies!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty tentacle muscles. But then Purple skewers him with a chair, and it's all over.

 

[Connoiseusse Burgundy]

I did some stories based on Super Mario Sunshine Versus. They were hilarious, and I'd post them, but they're just too...dirty (those of who whom have seen that Lat's Play could probably guess)