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Misreadings and stuff

I consistently misread "breaded ham" as "bearded ham", an experience that makes me vastly disappointed that pigs do not have facial hair.
 
'Dispenser' as 'peniser' several times, since there's a new fancy drink dispenser that hasn't even been taken out of the box in my house.

Misthought 'animate' as 'ani-ka-mateeeee'

Yeah, I don't even know.
 
SuperRichieGuru said:
'Dispenser' as 'peniser' several times, since there's a new fancy drink dispenser that hasn't even been taken out of the box in my house.

Misthought 'animate' as 'ani-ka-mateeeee'

Yeah, I don't even know.
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"Drink dispenser" as "penis dispenser". And "antimatter".
 
Misread "baselard" as "bastard"
also, during my Hetalia themed SS run:
"What will Russia do?"
as
"What will Russia da?"
 
"Rhododendrons" as "rhinoceros".

"Androids" as "arachnids".
Speaking of which, how did I manage to misthink "daddy long legs" as "Great Old One"?
 
"Host does not exist" as "This is not a joke". Why would my computer even inform me of that?

And "Golbat" as "Persian".
 
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