Pokemon VS Christ

[Doctor Jimmy]

A few years late to the party, perhaps, but amusing nonetheless. The comments are funnier, though.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Ooh, this will be hilarious.

*reads*

You know, I almost missed it, but the more I read the more I saw it… The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin’s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.

Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing.

Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.

I hardly ever use this acronym, but...

WTF?

EDIT: Oh, it's a joke. Hmm.

Well, it was still funny.

 

[spaekle]

Hahahaha, this website is great. This person does a great job of sounding like a believable inept Republican while being satirical.

I like how Pokemon is tagged "homosexuality".

[reads more]

 

[Shiny Grimer]

Read the comments on that page; they're far sadder than the actual article since some of them are from people who actually believe this shit:

I agree on the following things: Pokemon is stupid. It includes a lot of light effects that may be dangerous for people who suffer from epilepsy (don’t know if I spelled that right).

It's funny, because these effects have been in anime for years. I've read a few good articles which suggest that it may have been mass hysteria instead of epileptic attacks.

Oh, and just good ol' fashioned Poke-haters:

P.S.: In case anyone wonders why I know all that stuff though I don’t like: I’ve been playing it years ago, as did my brother. By now, I consider it a little bit too stupid.

closet Pokemon fan?

You might be surprised that I agree with you about Pokemon, but because it is mindless crap intended to extract money from children not because of any religious significance.

Pokemon's a money grabber, I agree, but who's to say we can't have good, mindful fun with it? ;)

 

[Valerunner]

The fun thing is that they moderate comments, and anything that actually praises the satire is deleted. A few blogs posted that they replied to this to add to the credibility.

 

[IcySapphire]

This is why I had to become a "closet trainer" all those years ago

 

[spaekle]

I wonder if there are any people from Rapture Ready or something who actually read this site thinking it's legit?

"We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. "

Lollipops condition young girls to have oral sex!

This review of Super Mario Galaxy is pretty great. Especially the part with the TGS image.

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

Haha. Sheryl Cow is on God's musical hitlist. :3

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Super Mario Galaxy review=LULZ. I can think of at least 10 things wrong with that.

 

[Shiny Grimer]

I wish that site was not blocked here, because that hitlist of God's is awesome.

Linux users made me lol.

 

[Not Meowth]

This review of Super Mario Galaxy is pretty great. Especially the part with the TGS image.

In order to rescue Peach the red-capped plumber has to collect satanic pentagrams, mis-translated as ?power-stars? with which Mario intends to increase his own demonic power to rival Bowser’s. These pentagrams are scattered around a number of ?galaxies? through which Mario must battle his way in order to retrieve. Pentagrams are rewarded for taking risks, performing stunts or acts of aggression

As with all of Mario’s games, the story is simple and largely irrelevant to the action: Mario’s girlfriend ?Princess Peach? has been once-again kidnapped by ?Bowser?, a satanic, spiked dragon-like demon. Rather than inform the relevant authorities

xD

Surprised they didn't include that picture of the box art with certain letters highlighted so it reads "U R MR GAY".

 

[KlutzyKaytix33]

This made me giggle, especially the Metapod and Jigglypuff parts. -w- But now Metapod will always remind me of a burka-clad Muslim. Will God be dissapointed if I catch one and name it Saddam Hussein? D:

 

[Dewgong]

kayti, do it. i'll love you forever.

 

[brandman]

xD

Surprised they didn't include that picture of the box art with certain letters highlighted so it reads "U R MR GAY".

I checked my box just now and saw that the words, U R MR GAY is really on there! In the words SUPER MARIO GALAXY it says:

SUPER MARIO GALAXY
_* * * * ** * *

The stars are little shine effects that they called "stars". Well, here's a pic.

With a little tribute to Bowsers kingdom thrown in!