Recommend me some music!

[Aenrhien]

Bobaflex. Everyone needs more Bobaflex in their lives. I recommend Home, Savior and Pretty Razors in particular.

 

[Celestial Blade]

Drowning Pool's song "Bodies" is epic.

 

[Retsu]

I like...
Mindless Self Indulgence
Slipknot
All American Regects
UnderOath
30 Seconds To Mars
Nirvana
My Chemical Romance
and The White Stripes

Is it seriously that hard to read the original post? Ugh.

 

[Tarvos]

I recommend Helstar.

 

[Sir Lucario]

cynic
the ocean
atheist
death
morbid angel

^^^^^^^Yes.

Also, check out...

Dying Fetus
Cryptopsy (old stuff, mainly "None So Vile")
Entombed (old stuff)
Gorguts
Disincarnate
Illogicist
Mors Principium Est
Nile
Nocturnus
Obituary
Origin
Pestilence
Suffocation
Carcass
Cadaver (I only have "In Pains", it's good though)
Autopsy
Arsis

I'm also in to some of the epic, atmospheric sludge acts, such as Neurosis, ISIS, Cult of Luna, and Pelican. Check them out.

 

[Tarvos]

^^^^^^^Yes.

Also, check out...

Dying Fetus
Cryptopsy (old stuff, mainly "None So Vile")
Entombed (old stuff)
Gorguts
Disincarnate
Illogicist
Mors Principium Est
Nile
Nocturnus
Obituary
Origin
Pestilence
Suffocation
Carcass
Cadaver (I only have "In Pains", it's good though)
Autopsy
Arsis

I'm also in to some of the epic, atmospheric sludge acts, such as Neurosis, ISIS, Cult of Luna, and Pelican. Check them out.

Skip most of these, except Nile (they rule), old Obituary/Carcass I guess, Cryptopsy (overrated but None so Vile is good). Most of it is just mediocre death metal. The worst kind of metal is mediocre death metal.

 

[Sir Lucario]

Skip most of these, except Nile (they rule), old Obituary/Carcass I guess, Cryptopsy (overrated but None so Vile is good). Most of it is just mediocre death metal. The worst kind of metal is mediocre death metal.

Lol @ mediocre. How can you call bands such as Entombed (ever heard "Clandestine"?) or Disincarnate (James Murphy, enough said), Gorguts (avant-garde tech-death geniuses), and Suffocation ("Effigy of the Forgotten" kicked off the "brutal death metal" subgenre, and Terrance Hobbs is as technically advanced on the guitar as anyone) mediocre? Also, I doubt you've ever even heard of Cadaver or Illogicist.

 

[Tarvos]

I fucking hate fretboard wankery in my death metal. It is all just an endless stream of notes at 3000 bpm with no songwriting or groove. I'm positive they can play their instruments; instead I just want them to play fucking songs.

I'll grant you Entombed though. Old Entombed. Because Mendez from Opeth wears Entombed shirts.

 

[Sir Lucario]

I fucking hate fretboard wankery in my death metal. It is all just an endless stream of notes at 3000 bpm with no songwriting or groove. I'm positive they can play their instruments; instead I just want them to play fucking songs.

Let's see...

Cadaver: No leads at all, lot of black metal influence actually
Disincarnate: He said he wanted fast solos, so I recommended some James Murphy. I'm sure you didn't even read the original post and just saw my screenname here and decided to troll me here as well.
Gorguts: Lemay actually said he wanted to move away from fast-picking riffs and solos. Listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7CODxuXZRc
Suffocation: See Disincarnate

I also want to know how you can believe "None So Vile" to be a good album, while you just whined about too much technicality. Levasseur's leads are all over the place.

I'll grant you Entombed though. Old Entombed. Because Mendez from Opeth wears Entombed shirts.

OHHHH, so you're an Opeth fanboy? I get it now! lmao

 

[Tarvos]

Let's see...

Cadaver: No leads at all, lot of black metal influence actually

I don't really like black metal either. Oh dear.

Disincarnate: He said he wanted fast solos, so I recommended some James Murphy. I'm sure you didn't even read the original post and just saw my screenname here and decided to troll me here as well.

Murphy's work in Testament and Death is better.

Gorguts: Lemay actually said he wanted to move away from fast-picking riffs and solos. Listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7CODxuXZRc

What I've heard was shit. But sure, if he wants to change, I'm all for it. I haven't listened to it yet though.

Suffocation: See Disincarnate

I guess these guys aren't too terrible. And I posted earlier in this thread lol

I also want to know how you can believe "None So Vile" to be a good album, while you just whined about too much technicality. Levasseur's leads are all over the place.

Because Lord Worm is awesome. Cryptopsy are overrated. Plus Flo is a douche. And now they have some -core metal

OHHHH, so you're an Opeth fanboy? I get it now! lmao

Irony ain't your strong suit, innit? Yeah, I like Opeth. Watershed is actually the name of an Opeth album.

I like metal. I just don't really dig generic DM. I also know the OP is more into thrash/power/heavy/glam (ugh I hate glam) so my recs were based on slowly getting into the heavier shit.

 

[Sir Lucario]

I don't really like black metal either. Oh dear.

Since when was this thread about you?

Murphy's work in Testament and Death is better.

I never said it wasn't. Testament is thrash, and I was naming death metal bands. Death had already been recommended, so why repeat what another has posted?

What I've heard was shit. But sure, if he wants to change, I'm all for it. I haven't listened to it yet though.

You've probably heard "Obscura", which is as far from "generic" as you can possibly get.

I guess these guys aren't too terrible. And I posted earlier in this thread lol

Because Lord Worm is awesome. Cryptopsy are overrated. Plus Flo is a douche. And now they have some -core metal

Hence, why I said "old stuff". "The Unspoken King" is a giant, steaming turd.

Irony ain't your strong suit, innit? Yeah, I like Opeth. Watershed is actually the name of an Opeth album.

Who doesn't know who Opeth is? It's what all those new kids in the metal world listen to and think is the most amazing thing ever.

I like metal. I just don't really dig generic DM. I also know the OP is more into thrash/power/heavy/glam (ugh I hate glam) so my recs were based on slowly getting into the heavier shit.

As for thrash, Sadus, Schweisser, and Dekapitator are my top picks.

 

[Tarvos]

Since when was this thread about you?

pretty sure the OP is not a black metal fan either, but the point was you mentioned a band that I should apparently like because they are not generic dm, instead they are dm with bm. That... really doesn't make my panties drop either.

I never said it wasn't. Testament is thrash, and I was naming death metal bands. Death had already been recommended, so why repeat what another has posted?

You could recommend good bands instead!

You've probably heard "Obscura", which is as far from "generic" as you can possibly get.

I guess these guys aren't too terrible. And I posted earlier in this thread lol

Generic tech death does not make me drop my panties and wank.

Hence, why I said "old stuff". "The Unspoken King" is a giant, steaming turd.

There are a couple more turds they released. Cryptopsy were shit before Unspoken King lol

Who doesn't know who Opeth is? It's what all those new kids in the metal world listen to and think is the most amazing thing ever.

The reason for that would be that Opeth are good. But I am sure their brand of progressive death metal mixed with folk, blues and jazz is a little too pretentious for your taste, I get that. But I'm not a fanboy of any band, except perhaps Anathema.

Yeah, I prefer other styles of metal to DM and BM. Actually, I think I prefer rock to metal these days. Well, not really, I like metal. I like some DM. I like some BM. But most of it is noise to these ears. I'd rather they stand out a bit.

As for thrash, Sadus, Schweisser, and Dekapitator are my top picks.

Slayer, Testament, Kreator are mine. I am not a really big thrash fan tbh.

 

[Sir Lucario]

pretty sure the OP is not a black metal fan either, but the point was you mentioned a band that I should apparently like because they are not generic dm, instead they are dm with bm. That... really doesn't make my panties drop either.

So you already know that he wouldn't be interested in Cadaver? When did he tell you this?

You could recommend good bands instead!

I did.

There are a couple more turds they released. Cryptopsy were shit before Unspoken King lol

I know, but those previous albums were sacred treasures compared to Unspoken King.

The reason for that would be that Opeth are good. But I am sure their brand of progressive death metal mixed with folk, blues and jazz is a little too pretentious for your taste, I get that. But I'm not a fanboy of any band, except perhaps Anathema.

No, Opeth bores me. I like what I like, and I don't like Opeth.

I could also say the same about Cadaver. I am sure their brand of thrashy, somewhat jazzy-feeling, old-school death metal mixed with black metal is a little too pretentious for your taste, I get that.

Yeah, I prefer other styles of metal to DM and BM. Actually, I think I prefer rock to metal these days. Well, not really, I like metal. I like some DM. I like some BM. But most of it is noise to these ears. I'd rather they stand out a bit.

I never said there was anything wrong with that. Death metal isn't all I listen to either.

 

[Tarvos]

So you already know that he wouldn't be interested in Cadaver? When did he tell you this?

The OP clearly describes his wishes.

I did.

I know, but those previous albums were sacred treasures compared to Unspoken King.

No, Opeth bores me. I like what I like, and I don't like Opeth.

Sure thing. I like Opeth.

I could also say the same about Cadaver. I am sure their brand of thrashy, somewhat jazzy-feeling, old-school death metal mixed with black metal is a little too pretentious for your taste, I get that.

That would be weird, considering I like Atheist and Cynic. I like pretentious music. In fact, I think I like more pretentious music than you do.

I never said there was anything wrong with that. Death metal isn't all I listen to either.

Yeah but I doubt you listen to hiphop, folk, indie, post-rock, classical, jazz, blues, soul, or latin music!

(I only listen to the first four and occasionally blues) but I am interested in all of them.

 

[Sir Lucario]

That would be weird, considering I like Atheist and Cynic. I like pretentious music. In fact, I think I like more pretentious music than you do.

Gorguts, Cult of Luna, Neurosis, Cadaver... I like a lot pf pretentious music.

Yeah but I doubt you listen to hiphop, folk, indie, post-rock, classical, jazz, blues, soul, or latin music!

Does it matter? I bet you don't listen to atmospheric sludge, post-hardcore, neue Deutsche härte, doom metal, or avant-garde metal!1!1!!11!/gasm

 

[Tarvos]

Gorguts, Cult of Luna, Neurosis, Cadaver... I like a lot pf pretentious music.

I like Neurosis and Cult of Luna

Does it matter? I bet you don't listen to atmospheric sludge, post-hardcore, neue Deutsche härte, doom metal, or avant-garde metal!1!1!!11!/gasm

I listen to all of these genres. They are all subgenres of rock and metal. But I bet you don't step outside that.

 

[Sir Lucario]

I listen to all of these genres. They are all subgenres of rock and metal. But I bet you don't step outside that.

Who says I have to?

 

[Tarvos]

Who says I have to?

you claim you are openminded but neglect 90% of music genres

very open minded!

but no, you don't have to :)

 

[Sir Lucario]

you claim you are openminded but neglect 90% of music genres

very open minded!

but no, you don't have to :)

I respect other genres, but I don't have to listen to them every fucking day or anything.

Do you have something to prove? Is your package small and you have to make up for it by acting tough on the net or something?

 

[Tarvos]

I respect other genres, but I don't have to listen to them every fucking day or anything.

wouldn't be enough time

Do you have something to prove? Is your package small and you have to make up for it by acting tough on the net or something?

I'm pretty sure my penis is bigger than yours.