*sigh* So many May birthdays... BUT IM ONE OF THEM!

[Mewtwo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO MEEEEEEEE~
IM A HUNDRED AND THREEEEEEEE~

...No, I'm 13.

 

[Patar]

YOU STILL GO PRESCHOOl AAAAAAAND
YOU MISS YOUR MOMMY
YOUR MOMMY'S AT WORK
SHE HIRED A JERK
THE JERK WAS A MONKEY
AAAAAAND HE ATE YOUR HOMEWORK!

Congrats Mewtwo on your 13th birthday :D

 

[Chopsuey]

Rawr. We do have a bunch of May birthdays.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEWTWO~
THE FORUM STILL LOVES YOU,~
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU,~
SO HAVE THIS LASER THAT'S BLUE!

O o
/¯/________________________
| IMMA FIREN MEH LAZOR!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
BLAHHH!!!

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO!!!
YOU'RE THIRTEEN TODAY!!!
SO HAVE A SOUFFLÉ!!!

Yum

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

BLACKTHORN THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE A MAN'S NAUGHTY BITS

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEWTWO

lurv u

 

[Chopsuey]

*Ahem*
BLASTOISE IS A PERVVVV

Happy birthday! No more lazehs? Bo-ring. ;-;

 

[Mewtwo]

Thank you for teh laz0r and soufflé! but blastoise is a perv... i dont even know what they LOOK like...

But I got a CRAPLOAD of gifts! First off, I got the cell phone I've been wanting for a while; the LG! Aaaand... my ex was supposed to do something random at lunch, but he had a test thing during lunch period (he's a grade above me, therefore different lunch periods. and im still friends with my ex) so he said he'd do it tomorrow. My best friend (in real life) EVER got me a flower, a stuffie, and a heart... she said she's stalling for the real present, which she said would come to me later. Yeah. And she made me a card. So did my next bestie. My current boyfriend bot me a BEAUTIFUL necklace that matches the ring my mom gave me a long time ago. My friend Jenny got me some of those silly bandz things. I now have about... thirty! =P And my grandma got me some how to draw books. Now to work on *dun dun dun* CANINE ANATONOMY!!!!!!! Anyways, that's all the presents for now. Thank you all for the birthday wishes! =D

 

[Jester]

i dont even know what they LOOK like...

This is a lie. I am 94% sure of it.

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
-insert The Beatles here-

 

[Chopsuey]

-insert The Beatles here-

*Guns down* I hate the Beatles.

 

[Ferasquilee]

i dont even know what they LOOK like...

You SURE!? Blackthorne just drew them for yew!

IT'S GOOD YOU GOT A GIFT~
I'LL OPEN A TIME RIFT~
AND THEN YOU WILL BE FORTY~
THEN YOU'LL NEED A FACELIFT~

Woohoo. Happy birthday!

 

[Autumn]

*Guns down* I hate the Beatles.

You, my friend, are insane.

 

[Chopsuey]

You, my friend, are insane.

Are you asking for a copper-plated bullet?

 

[Autumn]

Are you asking for a copper-plated bullet?

Maybe I am. What are you going to do about it? *escapes in a yellow submarine*

 

[Chopsuey]

Maybe I am. What are you going to do about it? *escapes in a yellow submarine*

[CUE ALL NIGHTMARE LONG] *Dramatic chase scene begins*

 

[Jester]

*trips blackthorne, he falls into a vat of beetles while Help! plays*

 

[Mewtwo]

This is a lie. I am 94% sure of it.

Then that six percent is correct. No seriously, I'm a sheltered child.

 

[Jester]

Most schools have Sex Ed in 7th grade... At least here they do o.O

 

[Autumn]

Sex ed is never good enough to teach you what stuff /looks/ like if you don't already know.