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Slogans and other cool things

Flareth

Flareth

The fastest girl in town
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Input a word or phrase and watch it be put into an existing slogan.

They also have

a movie quote generator: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

and a lyrics gernator: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/song.php

Both of those work like the slogan generator.

And now for some slogans....and stuff :D

Slogans:
Beanz Meanz Coffee. (Wow....that fits....)

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Coffee. (...maker >_>)

Is It Live, Or Is It Cartoon? (Another that makes sense)

Movie Quotes:
Killing me won't bring back your Kitten.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Kitten.

Lyrics:
The phone rings, in the middle of the night,
My father yells 'What you gonna do with your poison?'

You're just like an angel,
your poison makes me cry.

I was looking for a lawyer, and then I found a lawyer
and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

You know that we are living in a lawyer world
and I am a lawyer girl.

Who needs a lawyer when a lawyer can be broken?

And here is a red flower,
I think of you, and let it go.


Post the things you got and possibly comment on other's slogans...
 
Madness? THIS IS SATAN!!! XD
As God is my Satan, I'll never be hungry again. What
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Satan.
Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little Meow like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Cat.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Ghost!
I want that Kitten, not excuses.
Houston, we have a Poo.
Soiled Underwear! Why did it have to be Soiled underwear?
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Nothing.
Keep your friends close, but your candy closer.
Come with Cake if you want to live. < lol
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Obama .
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Ding.
 
How do you eat your gazebo?
Spanner really satisfies. *childish snicker*
Vorsprung Durch Spider Monkey.
A Finger of Mike the Foxhog is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (o.o;; er...)
 
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Shishi from the Oven. Indeed.

Round up the usual Sand. He's got things he's gotta do.

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw Viva la Vida back to you. How can they throw a song again?

EDIT:

I kissed a duck and I liked it. Had to add it.
 
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Raptor Jesus is good for you.


Barrel Rolling makes everything better.

Welcome to Mudkip Country.

Try Pingas, you'll like it.

A taste for NEDM.

Over 9000 born and bred.
 
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