TCoD: The Café of Doom

[Alakazam]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Yes. *pokes* There.

*drinks tea* ...I need some cod.

You... You...


WWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Mad people?

Well, you know the sort of thing- "Why oh why was my five year old grandmother forced to watch a live Alakazam being hacked to death in the name of so-called 'entertainment'?", that sort of thing.

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

IMPERSONATION.*gets that familiar paddle*
Sorry Laur-uh,Mike.
*bam*

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

It's no worse than being hacked to death in the name of so-called "lunch".

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Oh, well. What about be hacked in the name of so called "you're a cripple McCaney, how are you running far away?"

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Oh, well. What about be hacked in the name of so called "you're a cripple McCaney, how are you running far away?"

It's worse than that.

 

[Alakazam]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

How can anything be worse than that?

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

(I'll start something new now)

Any hocky fans hear about them blue jackets beating detroit!!!!!!!!

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Yep,I was there
*topic change...again*
Jack's sig is on fire,put it out the table is on fire

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*takes flame thrower and puts it against his sisters head

How bout them blue jackets pinestar?

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*picks up mike*
*throws mike at jack*

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*throws 50 hockey sticks at mike, all impailing him

yells in ohionese: buckeye buckeye!!!! CLEVLAND TOLEDO!!!!
(translation: Whats this bull shit!!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*eats mike*
*eats jack*
*eats alakazam*
*eats self*
I see you reading typhoon!

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*pops out behind pine

HA HA!!!! That was only a decoy of me made of plastic explosives!!!!!!!

*starts singing My Generation by who

*Pine blows up

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*Emerges from the smoke as a blob of gore*
*bleeds on jack*
HAH you got blood on your tux!

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

HA HA! but i came prepaired
*tears of tux
I wore a backup tux!!!!
*notices he's wearing a speedo
*tears of speedo to reveal tux
uuuuuhhhh... HA HA!!!!!!

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*bleeds on jack*
*bleeds on typhoon who is just watching the epic batle*
*bleeds on carpet*
*mike emerges from the ball of gore*

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Suddenly turns into goku and levels everything within half mile, including cafe

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

The cafe rebulds itself,look the tea machine is alredy rebulding itself,But all the cod we have I have bled on so...HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZE I'M A RANDOM TALKING BALL OF GORE!

 

[Jack_the_White]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Goes into exile for 5 minutes and returns with an army of 10 million chuck norris/mudkip hybrids.