The Claim Game

[Hogia]

OK, this should be simple. It all started when I was coming home on the bus with my friends and we spread ourselves over seats and 'claimed' them. We then started yelling what we had claimed. Here is a snippet of the exchange in the bus and walking home:
Me: I claim two seats. *places schoolbag on seat in front of me*
Jasmine: I claim four seats! Five! *spreads herself out and puts her bag next to mine*
Me: I claim... All the seats down here!
Nicole: I claim all the seats down on this side of the bus!
Me: I already claimed those.
Jasmine: I claim the bus driver!
Me: Oohf... that's hard! Okay, I claim the wheels!
Jasmine: I claim the doors!
Me: :freaked: I CLAIM THE ENGINE!!!
Nicole: :blank:
Jasmine: That's tight!
Me: HOGIA CLAIMS THIS SPACE!!!!
Jasmine and Nicole: ?
Then we got out of the bus and we claimed bigger stuff...
Me: I claim the sky!
Jasmine: I claim Asia!
Me: I claim Japan! And I claim the sea!
Nicole: I claim Greensborough!
Me: I claim Space! And Time!
Jasmine: >_O
Me: And an Alternate dimension!

Okay, now I'll start:

I claim the sea and the sky!

 

[Dr Frank]

I claim myself, before someone else does.

 

[Loco Mocho]

I claim what hasnt been claimed
i win ^^

 

[Ivy Newton]

I claim all you peoples' claims.

 

[Dr Frank]

I claim your claim.

 

[Small Lotus]

I claim what all the rest claimed so far

 

[Dr Frank]

I claim all MG-42s and Barret Sniper Rifles.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I claim Sephiroth's Sword so next time I read a banner that makes my head hurt and forget the details to my very complicated plans, I can jus get my own back! Not naming names!! *cough Blaziking cough*

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

I claim the TARDIS pineapple. Mine D:<

 

[Hogia]

I claim your head :P

beat that!

 

[Dave Strider]

I claim the Universe.

 

[Hogia]

I claim everything in your sig XD

 

[magnemite]

I claim an alternate universe that nobody else knows about...

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I claim the device that conects the alternate universes. :P

 

[Momoharu]

I claim the intarwebs.

I win.

 

[Diz]

I claim your win

 

[Flareth]

I claim Colin Mochrie :D!

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

I claim everything that has been said and that will be said.

 

[Diz]

I claim Sparta

 

[magnemite]

i claim a loss in this game