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The Punishment Game

You again? What did you do this time? *Reads charges* You slapped Santa Claus?! 15 times?!? Oh that is it! Bring in the cannon! Your punishment will be to get shot in the belly with a cannonball 15 times/day.
 
I charge Nanabshuckle for wasting cannonballs. Glue his head to a cave floor just above a lake so most of him is underwater. But before that, you could try to damage that shell a bit with a metal hammer. You know those Finneon...
 
I charge sv_01 for thinking that France should not be locked up. Turn her into Turkey and give her to Greece.
 
I charge Frostagin with mistaking CharizardHammer for me. Slash her in half, feed the upper half to Gl'bgolyb and the lower half to Pounce de Leon!
 
I charge sv_01 with referencing a Microsoft application while we have possibly the world's biggest hater of Vista on Private Chat! Your punishment: To get the "That Just Happened", "He's Unstoppable" and "Speed Reader" Achievements for half of the clan Knights of the Blue Flame! Which half? I'm not telling!
 
I charge Yami Angel Christian with giving too ambiguous orders. Imprison him in a mad scientist's lab with a lot of soap, he will surely get killed soon.


(What did I reference besides Homestuck?)
 
Frostagin is charged with wasting candy! I order her to serve a meal consisting of only fish, lettuce, and barbaque sauce!
 
Seraph changed its username! I order it to eat a nugget in a biscuit! After dipping it in mashed potatoes and barbecue sauce! In that order!
 
I charge Seraph with enjoying your punishment! Your punishment: Endure a Friendship Speeches from Animé's most annoying character for on million years!
 
I charge Yami Angel Christian for using the powers of friendship for evil! Send him to The Jungle! (WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE~! YOU'RE GONNA DIE~!)
 
You treasonous rebel scum! How dare you question my reign? For killing my only son as an act of rebellion you shall suffer for an eternity. Do you see this orb in front of you? Within it resides the catalyst of every inner beast. Once the foul and wicked powers of this orb has entered you, your very soul shall be tortured and ripped apart. Only enough will remain for you to see your friends and family being slaughtered by yourself, as your inner shadowbeast takes over your body. Then you will kill all the other rebels, one by one, and once that's done you'll be sealed away, only to gaze upon the sun when used as a tool of torture. (Yes, I'm terrible, and it's ever so fun!)
 
I charge Nanab with being conceivably as creative as half of TCoD! Your punishment: To be forced to read a badly written Fanfic with terrible grammar and worse spelling!
 
I convict Yami Angel Christian for thinking I'm turning into a Neko, when that is obviously not possible! I am a dragon! He shall be punished by having to endure America's singing!
 
I charge Frostagin with . . . oh, wait, American music? HOLY CRAP YOU MONSTER! 900000000000 years in the dungeon!
 
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