The thread count.

[Mewtwo]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAANNNNDDD!!!!!

...just thought I would share this :/
It says so at the bottom of the front page of the forums XD

 

[hopeandjoy]

WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

Sorry. Had to do it.

 

[spaekle]

Man, I thought this would be about comfortable sheets. :c

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

I knew that's what it was going to say when I clicked it. :P

Even here you can sense when a meme is about to erupt.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Memes are like volcanic eruptions-- you can tell when they're going to come and they aren't very funny.

 

[Autumn]

Memes are like volcanic eruptions-- you can tell when they're going to come and they aren't very funny.

do you mean volcano erections? 8D

 

[Murkrow]

do you mean volcano erections? 8D

"you can tell when they're going to come". very subtle.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

do you mean volcano erections? 8D

I can't rar with the force of a volcanic eruption.

 

[Autumn]

"you can tell when they're going to come". very subtle.

The funny thing is that that wasn't even intentional.

I can't rar with the force of a volcanic eruption.

... damn. D:

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Raaar.

That wasn't very erective, was it?

 

[Murkrow]

I can't rar with the force of a volcanic eruption.

Reminds me of

 

[Ninjabait]

Reminds me of

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And the aftermath:
http://www.eslarp.uiuc.edu/la/LA338-S01/groups/b/destruction_public_houseing.jpg

*ahem*
NINJABAIT, WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT TCOD'S THREAD COUNT?
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

WHAT!? NINE THOUSAND!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?
*explosions*

 

[Sage Noctowl]

Reminds me of

(an image)

Nice try, but whoever created this completely forgot about the laws of relativity, as speed 0→c, energy consumption→∞
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Therefore, the speed could only APPROACH the speed of light.
And no, I'm not smart, so I won't understand if you try to talk relativity and calculus with me.