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There once was a story.

Valerunner

Valerunner

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So we make a story, one sentence at a time.

There once was a man, who traveled far and wide.
 
The question was "What are you doing here, you moron?! I put up a sign at the entrance saying 'Do Not Enter!'!"
 
The man answered by asking, "I've come to ask you the greatest question; does that not overrule your silly sign?"
 
The tortoise responded, "No! No it doesn't! Get out! I have a cane and I'm not afraid to use it!"
 
The man sighed and sat on the tortoise's shell, saying, "I hope you don't mind me resting here; I've come a long way to see you."
 
The tortoise was so freaked out that the man was a stalker he started beating him with the cane.
 
The tortoise noticed that the man was looking at the hole in surprise, and picked up his cane and started beating the man with it.
 
The tortoise lost his grip on the cane, tripped, and fell into the hole as the ant victoriously beat the man with the cane.
 
Then a woodchuck fell out of the sky and began chucking wood at the ant, screaming, "This is madness!!!!!"
 
The man pulled mirrors out of his pockets and reflected the light together to make purple beams that illuminated a staircase of glass that climbed into the sky and was previously invisible.
 
Upon reaching the level of the clouds, the man saw a gr8, woundourous sight, and promptly fell to the grond in shock.
 
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