=Totodile vs Noctowl: Round Two= [✔]
Totodile

Hunahpu ♂
Health: 77% | Energy: 92%
Ability: Compound Eyes
"NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY ART"
Condition: Encore'd (1 more action).
Substitute ~ Brick Break ~ Thunderbolt

Hunahpu's substitute
Health: 11%
Noctowl

Sonichu ♂
Health: 100% | Energy: 88%
Ability: Static
flashing in bewilderment.
Condition: Hidden Power: Fighting.
Light Screen ~ Tri Attack ~ Tri Attack/Hydro Pump
With an exasperated sigh, Totodile finally yields to her Pokémon's sudden bizarre fascination with modelling, throwing her hands up and telling him to just carry on with it if he absolutely insisted. Whether he acknowledged her command or not was anyone's guess, but he kept right on rifling through the junk and picking out choice pieces of rubble that he thought would lend that certain je-ne-sais-quoi to his next masterpiece. While he was busy with that, Sonichu was continuing to fret about his new form. He felt so vulnerable in a new, unfamiliar body. His jewel began to glow a pale green, a protective aura of the same colour enveloping his body, lending him some much-needed peace of mind.
Now much more confident, the Pichu-cum-Staryu deigned to take up the offensive. His core flashed rapidly between three colours, red, blue, and yellow, and suddenly fired off a trio of beams at Hunahpu, one of each colour. The first missed by a hair, obliterating the exquisite self-effigy he had just completed with a flash of lightning, before his original substitute hurled itself in the way of the remaining two, sustaining critical damage in the ensuing barrage of flame and ice.
Hunahpu snarled and whirled around at his foe, absolutely livid at his needless destruction of his resplendent opus. His rage was only deepened when he saw the state of his substitute, dragging itself sorrowfully along on its sole remaining pipe-leg, its body bent and twisted beyond repair and both eyes shattered and warped into a melancholy frown. If there was one thing he despised, it was critics, and he didn't think very highly of vandals either. He ran at Sonichu, fists clenched furiously, and rained blows of retribution down upon him with all his strength. The protective layer of light shuddered obstinately against the first few strikes, but cracks soon began to appear and before long the shield shattered completely, allowing him to deal a final punch directly to the terrified Staryu's wildly flashing core.
His tantrum wasn't complete yet, though. As his final punishment, Hunahpu built up a great surge of electricity, his fur buzzing and crackling with charge before he loosed it on his dazed opponent. Sonichu let out a screech of pain as the volts coursed through his body, jerking and twitching with pain until the shock passed out of him and dissipated into the ground. His core started flashing a familiar pattern of colours, and he leapt into the air and rained the same three beams of energy down on him again. Hunahpu yelped as they arced towards him, but with the last of its strength his substitute flung itself into the firing path again. Each beam struck against it, the first bathing it in flames, the second dowsing it with ice, and the third blasting it apart with a flash of lightning.
No sooner had said flash faded than the room was illuminated by two more, each Pokémon's body again beginning to warp wildly into a new shape. Once the rather unpleasant sensation of having his flesh rapidly moulded back and forth between two shapes wore off, Hunahpu opened his eyes and looked down at his round, Pokéball-emblazoned appendages, with which he reached up and poked at the brim now extending out around the top of his head. Just what had he turned into
this time? His gaze turned to Sonichu, now a Shroomish, and he stifled a snigger. At least he wasn't a stupid
mushroom!
Totodile

Hunahpu ♂
Health: 77% | Energy: 82%
Ability: Compound Eyes
chuckling at how ridiculous his opponent looks.
Condition: none
Substitute (failed) ~ Brick Break ~ Thunderbolt
Noctowl

Sonichu ♂
Health: 77% | Energy: 77%
Ability: Static
fuming at how ridiculous he looks.
Condition: Hidden Power: Fighting.
Light Screen ~ Tri Attack ~ Tri Attack
Referee's notes
~ sevensevensevensevensevensevenseven
~ at the end of the round, Hunahpu evolved into Amoonguss and Sonichu evolved into Shroomish.
~ Sonichu outspeeds Hunahpu 35>30.
~ for all intents and purposes Hunahpu did move first on the second action, despite how the turn order was reflected in the reffing (not that it would have actually changed anything). I just thought Sonichu damaging the substitute first helped the narrative, so I swapped things around a little.
~ Brick Break ate up a little more energy, since it had a shield to break through before hitting its target.
Calculations
~ Light Screen: 1% set-up cost, 1% to maintain per action
~ Brick Break: 7% damage, 6% energy
~ Tri Attack: 8% damage, 5% energy
~ Thunderbolt: 16% damage, 4% energy
~ Tri Attack: 8% damage, 5% energy
Next round
~ Totodile attacks
~ Noctowl attacks