Blastoise Fortooate

:D

OH NO YOU DON'T! Cool off... you want me to cool off?! Me... Arylett... the Pure Ardourbred Queen of Flames and Flares?! ;;Makes a hand gesture and burns the door to melt, then runs after;;

blastoise

make barubu get on. now.

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Your avvy.

[fail was originally here]

[o|o]
Porygon...?

<^>
'.'0'.'

Jirachi

AWESOME

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My libraries?! SO THAT'S WHY YOU WANT TO GET IN FAVOUR OF ME! GUARDS! AWAY WITH HIM!

Is that all I have of merit? Some fancy title? Why, I ought to USE my title then... perhaps I should ban you from the Queendom.

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Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

[Personnel File Addendum:
Dear << Subject Name Here >>,]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me.

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time.
And so I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.

[Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One Last Thing:]
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA! FAT CHANCE!
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking
When there's science to do
When I look out there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive!

[PS:] And believe me I am still alive
[PPS:] I'm doing science and I'm still alive
[PPPS:] I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
[FINAL THOUGHT:]
While you're dying I'll be still alive

[FINAL THOUGHT PS:]
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE!
Still alive!"

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction~


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I'm making a note here~

...You think I'm a ditz, don't you? Just here for decoration! Hmph...

...Hey, wait a sec! So what exactly are you implying, sir?! My looks are all I have?! I don't even have that good looks, I have monstrous living hair!

You just have to be more mentally powerful than me... which is easy as I'm not very.

Well... most of the time, it fails and I just sort of end up giving myself a headache. I'm... not so good with those arts, I guess.

Yes! I can... trick people's minds... into doing whatever I want them to. I think... although... hmm... sometimes it's unreliable.