Crazy Linoone

Don't you guys have imported maple syrup, at least? o.O It'd probably be expensive, though.

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Haha, tbh I think velociraptors are way more popular than baryonyxes xP I'd lose for sure.

I've always sucked terribly at math OTL;; English and art were always my best subjects.
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Isn't it supposed to be "that's what she said"- *ASBgodlightning'd*

Well we get tons of snow in the winter. :( Shovelling snow and being late for school because of the snow sucks.

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I must recruit people to the baryonyx side. >.>

Did I mention I hate math with a passion? I'm glad I don't have math homework now. Please don't remind me. DDD:
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This is going to be hard.

They're evil, evil beings, but without them we can't get our tropical fruits D: Oh, the dilemma! Also uh... well frankly I don't really know what you guys get xD;

You can always nickname it later...! 8D
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I'd stick with "velociraptors have baryonyx hands for feet" but only because I'm biased.

But... I don't have math this semester. xD;
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Lest we get smited by RNGgodlightning, yes.

Actually, that was my first time I've ever had passion fruit. x3 Also all tropical fruits are so good and so hard to get because the countries that produce them are conspiring against us, of course!

YES. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.
We better not start this again. xP We're already running out of words.
To be honest my favourite dinosaur is actually the baryonyx, but since Blazheirio was designed to have no hands... well, I had to make do.

You must teach me your ways.
*uncreative worshipping stuff* *the RNGGods must be getting bored* *halp*
It's not like she doesn't acknowledge the presence of the RNG Gods in some of her commands, either. xD

I drink my smoothies really fast. Shouldn't be a problem.
Also the other day I had a glass of passion fruit juice! Soooo good 8D

Well, slow Pokemon almost always have their quirks (Cradily!) and you may be able to stick up a substitute to deter status effects. I just wish Cradily had Refresh or something.
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Yesss. Did you know Blazheirio's feet were based off of a velociraptor's? It would be the perfect Fakemon to name Blazhy and give a sig attribute to.

Sometimes I am, but I just don't announce it. OTL;;
*bows* *grovels* *... I'm running out of words*
And our conversations, possibly! I can understand her stalking our battles, since she has to keep track of paychecks and whatnot.

...I THINK THAT WAS... THE BOMB. OH NO, LINOONE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

YES IT IS, BUT IF YOU'RE NOT READY, OH WELL! BETTER GET BACK TO THE LAST SAVE POINT AND DO ALL OF THIS OVER AGAIN AND WATCH THIS WHOLE SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO SCENE SKIP OPTION!

OW! IT'S ZAPPING ME TOO! OH NO IT'S ELECTROING EVERY- OW!

Well in that case I'm pretty sure I still have a long time to eat a durian. xP I've seen a lot of shops offering durian smoothies - maybe I should try one of those.

Yeah, I wish Magic Coat was more widespread OTL;; I hate paralysis. Usually Substitute suffices but if I'm not fast enough, then yeah 8D; I'm probably done because my luck with paralysis is horribad. Also: Counter!
Maybe... you could make it Levitate, or something! I dunno, but poison/fire sounds pretty badass. Maybe because it combines two of my favourite types.

Well I don't know, I'm not that fast of a referee nowadays OTL;; So sloooooow
*prayers* *incantations* *chants*
Also I happened to be away the day that Mafia game was set up >.> Although heh, it's kind of amusing to see me in a Mafia role.

UM! USE... BLOWDRYER ATTACK? DO LINOONES LEARN THAT?

ONE OF THE MOST EPIC DEVELOPMENTS, HOLY GOD! MY FLOOF IS ACTUALLY SPEAKING... NO... I AM... ARYLETT"S FLOOF... I AM FLOOF! BWAHAHAHA THIS GIRL HAS FINALLY SUBMITTED HER MIND TO THE FLOOFNESS!

...DIDN'T I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A CURLY FLOOFBA- OH NO! IT'S ZAPPING YOU, IT HAS ELECTRO POWERS!

Yay codbiting :D

Yay fishwhacking :D

Yay scalding :D

...OH WHOOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT! UH... WASH IT OFF?

BUT I AM NOTHING BUT MY FLOOF IT IS MIND-CONTROLLING ME! THERE IS NO ARYLETT! MY FLOOF IS HOSTING THE OSCARS!

DON'T TOUCH ME! IF YOU TOUCH ME THEN YOU'LL CREATE A ZAPPING FLOOF REACTION AND MY FLOOF WILL GAIN ELECTRO POWERS!

I want to try it. :C But they seem quite hard (painful) to transport. Plus if I don't like it, I'm pretty sure the rest of my family won't be too keen on finishing it for me.

Sometimes I do that, but I generally like limiting their attacking options when they attack second so they can't pound me into a pulp. And they usually forget about Counter and Mirror Coat and Mimic and Bide and stuff later in the match, anyway xP
Well yeah, everyone and their mom knows Earthquake OTL;; Very troublesome for those Poison-types I want to train...

Maybe it's because Twitch doesn't battle often enough to get noticed?
*coins* *statues* *burns money*

I like ruining everything.

POOR SHEEP. BUT BETTER IT THAN YOU, RIGHT? ALSO I DIDN'T KNOW MY FLOOF HAD SALIVA... IT DOESN'T EVEN REALLY HAVE A MOUTH... THIS IS CURIOUS.

GASP MY EXISTANCE IS A LIE THERE IS NO LETT! I... I MUST... FLOOFITIZE.

YOU'RE A LINOONE, YOU CAN USE THUNDERBOLT, CAN'T YOU? MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT'S GOT YOU! OH, DANGIT... UM... HEY FLOOF, HERE, HAVE A LIVE SHEEP! ;;FEEDS FLOOF SHEEP, IT DEVOURS IT WHOLE AND THEN BELCHES;; MY FLOOF IS NOW FULL... THANK THE LORD. ;;OPEN EYES;;

...HOW DO YOU KNOW? WHAT IF I'M ACTUALLY MY FLOOF AND THERE IS NO ARYLETT?

BZZZZTTT! YEEEEK! THAT HURT!

*adds salt* :D

...DAMMIT YOU MADE A SOUND! NOW IT'S TRYING TO GRAB AT YOU BLINDLY!

I KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL! OR MAYBE... WHAT IF THE FLOOF ACTUALLY CONTROLS ME?

UH... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO UNCURL THINGS... BUT I'LL TRY TO UNTANGLE YOU. ;;ATTEMPTS, MAKES YOU INTO A BIGGER FLOOFBALL;;

Why thank you, Miss Joint Best Battler x3

UM! UM! UM! UH... I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES SO IT'S ATTACKING YOU BLINDLY! JUST DON'T MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND AND IT SHOULDN'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

...PLEASE DON'T GIVE IT ANY IDEAS. IT'S A GOOD THING IT CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ME!

YOU LOOK FUNNY CURLY AHAHAHA CURLY LINOONE.