• Welcome to The Cave of Dragonflies forums, where the smallest bugs live alongside the strongest dragons.

    Guests are not able to post messages or even read certain areas of the forums. Now, that's boring, don't you think? Registration, on the other hand, is simple, completely free of charge, and does not require you to give out any personal information at all. As soon as you register, you can take part in some of the happy fun things at the forums such as posting messages, voting in polls, sending private messages to people and being told that this is where we drink tea and eat cod.

    Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?

Lord Shyguy
Reaction score
0

Profile posts Latest activity Postings About

  • Hm... not sure D: Anything but Prehistory and Future really I'm not too fond of those for some reason.

    ...I必猶Aekameo Kameokameo ?
    Maybe translation programs don't ALWAYS work... xD
    Was there Rickrolling back then or is it a coincidence?

    My favourite is Frog's theme, no question. Then the music that plays on the world map in 600AD.
    It is ^^ *noms* Yay for translation programs >3

    Also I dunno how to post this link without you getting two seconds in, thinking I'm trying to rickroll you, and yelling at me, so I'll just point out that Robo's theme sounds unnaturally like Never Gonna Give You Up, and ask if you'd like to hear proof.
    ...

    You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk... ' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'...
    ...

    Mister Badger, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this program, and I'd like you to have dinner with me.
    ...
    A little tip for you, never do powerful hallucinogenics and go to the supermarket, because you stand out. You may not think you do, but you do. I thought I was just shopping, but apparently I was stroking the aubergines for four and a half hours. "Ha, my little beauties!" "NEEEEEEOWWW-duggaduggaduggaNEEEEEEOWWW-duggaduggadugga" "Quick get some peas as a hostage" "Ohhh he's got a carrot" "Get away from the carrot" "Drop the carrot" "Stop" "Wahey" "Whooo". Just four and a half hours, like that. Then the manager came over and said "Excuse me, we're closing," and I went "Look, what do you think, STARFISH!, new Gladiators character, STARFISH!", and er, he just got security.

    Now shopping I find very stressful. I was buying binliners the other day and they said "suitable for most dustbins". Well, what kind of dustbins is it NOT suitable for? Long, thin ones like a pipe? Big wide ones made of jelly? Big jelly ones wibbling about like jelly on a plate, wibble wobble wibble wobble, jelly on a plate like that, on the back of a giant pig?! And then I realised, I was saying all this out loud, and had attracted a small crowd. So I ran off up the park to be with my mates, the squirrels. Cos I dunno if you know, but squirrels- big dopeheads. Oh yeah. When you see a squirrel in the park and think he's nibbling a nut, no, he's actually rolling a little joint, like that. Cos when you see him he gets all paranoid, start quivering- "ohhhhhh he's rumbled us lads, up the trees, UP THE TREES!!!" *ZWFOOM*
    ...
    ALL AROUND MY HAT
    I WILL WEAR A TINY MAMMAL
    AND THEN I WILL TAKE IT, PLACE IT IN A VICE
    HO, SUMMER IS A-COMIN' IN
    AND THEN WE TAKE THE CRABS
    AND PLACE THEM ON OUR EYES.
    AND EAT THEM, EAT THEM, EAT THEM
    TAKE THE TINY CRABS AND SHOOTTHEMSHOOTTHEMSHOOTTHEM
    KILL THE TINY CRABS-
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back
Top Bottom