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  • Crazy shit's bound to happen eventually! Like last time I used this arena both of us ended up with a Magikarp on the same round. I choose to ignore the possibility that the referee in any way influenced this outcome.
    Now that I think about it Quilava needed to come before Croconaw, so they wouldn't even have been in Pokedex order. I ain't even mad.
    omfg I hate those ;; I have to take like the kitchen scissors to them in order to make the slightest dent, and those scissors look brutal enough to disembowel a grizzly bear.
    You have to befriend your cotton candy machine, give it a weird stone, and activate some weird mystical accessory in order to obtain your cotton candy
    ... what I swear I replied to this

    That's very true! But does that mean a Mega Altaria resides in every cotton candy machine?
    "Hey guys if you don't want to die a horrible death, then join us! But there are limited spots so you guys will have to perform like well-trained seals to convince us not to kill you along with the rest of humanity!"
    That's a winning recruitment spiel if I've ever heard one
    They were always saviors. Our cities were slowly dooming us, so they destroyed them to rescue us from the rubble.
    ... This is starting to sound like an extremist group
    It's ASB, we're refs, what we say is reality :P But if that happens, clearly we need fairy dragons to weather the evolved Draco Meteors. Mega Altaria saves the day!
    ... we could be inducing artificial selection and bringing forth a race of superhumans oh dear god no. Just about our only exploitable weakness is that we're pathetic squishy meatsacks, who would keep us in check if we suddenly gained an exoskeleton of titanium
    (that would mean Draco Meteors are the antibiotics? Well, if we parse the meaning solely from the word itself, I'm not entirely wrong...)

    When Mega Evolutions are implemented, I'm totally going to do this
    It's too bad they don't have the tenacity of cockroaches, eh? Wait no what am I saying, then the destruction would be much less interesting.

    Indeed :D Mega Altaria can even dance around in the dragon fires of the aftermath and suffer no ill effects.
    What witnesses? They're all either crushed or being burned alive by dragon fire right now.

    The way Altaria summons Draco Meteors to destroy a major city. The way the Swablu watch the world go up in flames with awe. The way the Swablu resolve to follow in their leader's footsteps. One day, they too will destroy cities.
    So adorable <3
    Absolutely! We should make it a rule that, if the tournament is taking place in a particularly important or populated area, there has to be at least one instance of mass destruction.

    I actually also have an Altaria to lead my tiny troop of Swablu. It's like the fluffy brigade.
    Like destroy Lumiose City

    Precisely! And they'll heal indirectly all the while and be goddamn invincible.
    Meanwhile I have a small army of Swablu. That's way lamer. :C
    I really doubt you could lose at this point :P Although a round isn't too long to wait for.

    But if you do lose, you'll have two! Or three! Or twenty-one! I don't see a problem.
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