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Are we to assume then that you all in fact like Daemons? Or that I'm a touch-typist who can't find the sodding question mark on a QWERTY keyboard?
 
What the devil is a QUERTY keyboard?

(It's called QWERTYUIOP cuz of the arrangement of the keys on the top row of your standard keyboard for simplicity for touch-typists as they are arranged by means of popular keys!)
 
How can you not understand what a QUERTY keyboard is?

(It should be called QWERTYUIOP, but I guess QWERTY is just the more popular name.)
 
Do you know that some of the buttons differ on a QWERTY keyboard?
(For example,on this key board in front of me (the only one I need to press F5 over 9000 times) has the up arrow/PgUp button in between the ?// and Right Shift key)
 
Have you ever seen different laptop keyboards?

(They seem to have minor differences like that, and I jus got the distinct impression from what you seem to know about keyboard layouts for letters in particular, as a touch-typist, the first thing you learn is where the keys are in relation to where your fingers are supposed to go: Left Hand fingers over ASDF and thumb on Space Bar, with Right Hand fingers over JKL; and thumb on Space Bar! And your right pinky goes over the semi-colon/colon key, by the way!)
 
(there's the "ergonomic" which is supposed to be better for your hands, and germans use QWERTZ (y and z are switched, with some minor other stuff)

Why don't we all just forget about keyboards and go have some tea?
 
Can't we have a traditional full English roast complete with Yorkshire Puddings, fresh chips as peeled, cut and fried by me, gravy and whatever you fancy instead?

(My nephew loves my chips!)
 
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