Beat the Poster above

[Enkoe]

I think there is a game like this. Anyway what you do is to try and kill the poster above you in the most creative and imaginative way possible. It has to involve Pokemon. And you may kill youself in the process.

Let's begin:

 

[Hogia]

*rides her Latias at 250 kph into Enkoe's face and is crushed like an aluminium can on impact*

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

*Lets out Alakazam who then Teleports us both to a power station where there are several million Electrode, half of whom use Explosion, the other half using Self Destruct, levelling the the area around us for 17 miles, why 17 miles, Wynaut 17 miles?*

 

[Lord Shyguy]

*has all three forms of Porygon use Sharpen to skewer you*

 

[Enkoe]

Tells Misdreavus to use Perish Song, which crushes you and your Porygons like an ant

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

*Sends out Spiridcass who turns (like he tends to) into Mew, only Shiny cuz my Spiridcass is, and who then uses Shadow Ball on your Mismagius as it suddenly and inexplicably evolved from my looking at it, as I hover overhead and start my arguous 26 handsign combo that no one around here could possibly know what it may entail by now...*

 

[Patar]

*does not know what the hell you said but I take out my Hairyama and makes him use his giant hands to smash your head*

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

*Being ex-Root ANBU I successfully fight him off and knock him backwards into, onto, whatever, you, knocking you out cold!*

 

[Chief Zackrai]

i bring my golem to the center of the earth, then tell him to use explosion, destroying the world

 

[Enkoe]

I tell my invincible Bayleef to use Energy Ball on your Golem, which dies from a critical hit.

 

[Hogia]

*Points and shouts something random, then a volcano erupts and buries both Enkoe and myself*

 

[Enkoe]

Is revived and tells my Shadow Umbreon to use Toxic Explosion.

 

[Mai]

Uses Draco Meteor. Its super effective!!

 

[Enkoe]

Tells my Dragonair to use Dragon Beam, which reflects off a Gyarados, which reflects off a Magikarp, which kills you, but the explosion causes Mt. Blaze to erupt and I die, suddenly questioning why is the PMD world randomly involved?

 

[Hogia]

Moltres flies up from Mt. Blaze Peak and cries out "the knight of fire am I! En garde!" And starts shooting fire everywhere, hitting both Enkoe and I.

 

[Enkoe]

A Grovario (Grovyle+Lucario) sends its army of Treeko to throw cars on Hogia. :D

 

[Hogia]

Mewtwo's brain implodes, killing five random people. Me, Enkoe, Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth II, and the guy that invented the iPad.

 

[Enkoe]

Call upon the Luxio tribe to destroy Hogia with Spark. All of a sudden, an Electrike appears. It absorbs all the electric energy, but catches a mental disease and falls on Hogia's head, crushing her. Then the Luxio Tribe turn on me D8

 

[Hogia]

The Luxio tribe start to close in on Enkoe but suddenly Groudon shows up and kills the tribe with Earthquake. It then falls asleep on Enkoe and crushes her. D:

 

[Enkoe]

Kyorge rises from the seas to face Groudon in battle, but seeing it asleep, looks around for someone to play with. It sees Hogia, then playfully tackles her, and the tackle throws her into an avalanche.