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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Exactly what it says.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris-ed
 
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris brought a knife to a gunfight and won.

Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his urine in a can. It is now known as Red Bull.
 
Chuck Norris believes that evolution is a lie, prayer should be taught in public schools, Texas should secede from the United States, and that "true patriots" don't believe in separation of church and state.

Chuck Norris jokes are as old and uncool as disco (or something), and anyone who still thinks this meme is funny is a boring and uninteresting person desperate for attention.
 
Soo... Anyone who still laughs to themselves about jokes that most other people find old and unfunny is desperate for attention?

Honestly, who the hell cares if it's old or not?
 
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
 
Guys, if you don't like a thread, why complain? Can't you just ignore it instead of going into it and insulting the people who find it funny?
 
Because if you want them you can use Google and there is no need for a thread here to find them, plus everyone already knows so devoting another thread to it is entirely useless. There have been 2000 threads and they die within a few days because repeating the same old jokes more than once isn't funny.
 
Repeating old jokes can be funny to those who haven't heard them before. And while you can use Google, does that give you an excuse to be harsh about it when you can simply point it out that it is pointless?
 
Except everyone has heard Chuck Norris by now and if you want to inform them you can link them.
 
By responding to him, you are giving him reason to argue with you over the matter of Chuck Norris jokes. Arguing with Watershed isn't going to make him change his mind about Chuck Norris jokes. He'll just continue to voice his displeasure with the stale jokes.

Yes, they are stale. Doesn't mean they can't be fun, but they are really, really stale.
 
See you weren't just pointing something out, you were being an ass about it. It's not what you said, it's the way you said it, or so to speak.

Also, don't know who it was but whoever added that tag was being an ass.
 
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

These never seem to get old for me.
 
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