Cleverbot

[The Meme]

Cleverbot is an artificial intelligence. You can have conversations with it, and sometimes it will say funny things. I had a conversation about cheese with cleverbot. Talk with cleverbot, and enjoy.

 

[Michi]

I've been using Cleverbot for months now.
Usually my conversations consist of us reciting Lady Gaga lyrics, or me asking it for advice on life situations. :P
It once asked me, randomly, if I would do Michael Jackson for an apple. O.O

 

[Barubu]

I talked with Cleverbot. It made a spelling mistake which I noticed. After a long conversation I am happy to announce that it admitted defeat. :3

 

[ProgMetal_64]

I had a (not so) intelligent conversation with Cleverbot about music. Out of nowhere he starts asking me about alcohol, so I just decide to mix things up a bit and I start speaking German. Surprisingly enough, it actually understood me :O

 

[Yarnchu]

It just told me its life was a mistake, then asked me if there is a God. I told it only if you believe, then it said it wants to believe.

...I'll be spending my day chatting with this bot.

EDIT:

If you had a to choose a religion which one would it be?
Tough choice. I guess it would some form of Protestantism
So you're male?!
...How'd you guess?
I'm a clever monkey.

...What the fuck?

EDIT 2: I'm doing an experiment-

Me: Have you ever talked with iGod before?
Cleverbot: Yes, but they never want to respond.
Me: Well, hold on and I'll get him to respond.

CB:
 Ok. Holding on to a Sec.
God:
Aw.   I observed two humanoids holding hands.
CB:
 Uhh.. I only have one name, though.. Are you talking about my first and las t name?
God:
Awesome.   Oh.  Do you want another one?   Yes,  it is the topic.
CB:
 blushes* another what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
CB:
 What were you already thinking about earlier today?
God:
Ah.  I was minding my own business.
CB:
 What was the very first question you asked me today?
God:
Ah.  I can think of more than one  very first question me asked you.
CB:
 I mean the weather as a part of climate.
God:
Where would you rather be?
CB:
 I'd rather be on a nice warm beach in the sun. You?
God:
I would rather be  chatting online.   " I would rather be chatting online."?  Me,  ?
CB:
 I'm suspicious of online-chatting robotic computers.
God:
Do you mean your name is  suspicious of online chatting robotic computers. 
CB:
 You're not very clever, are you?
God:
I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
CB:
 Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
CB:
 How old are you?
God:
I am  Infinite years old.
CB:
 That also means yu do not exist.
God:
" I am Infinite years old."  also means yu do not exist ?  I get  it.
CB:
 I'm glad you get it.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
CB:
 I like to hear that.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like? 
CB:
 What's what like?
God:
What is  hear that like?
CB:
 You're asking the wrong person.
God:
Who should I ask?
CB:
 Someone who's been there, I guess.
God:
I know someone who is  been there you guess.
CB:
 Do you like pets ?
God:
Yes I love animals very much.
CB:
 'Them' you mean?
God:
Does "it" still refer to  hear that? 
CB:
 No. 'It' refers to 'it', 'it' being the soul and power of cheese to the third power.
God:
What does it refer to?   Oh I get  it.
CB:
 I really don't know I guess I never thought about that.
God:
You really do?  I am glad you thought of something new.
CB:
 Yes I am glad too.
God:
Uh.  Your happiness multiplies our delight.
CB:
 What a lovely thing to say.
God:
it is a  lovely thing to say.
CB:
 Why thank you. Nice of you to mention it.
God:
" it is a lovely thing to say."? Why?   Thank you for your kindness.
CB:
 Haha ok.
God:
OK.  I am so glad you find this amusing, .
CB:
 Life is amusing.
God:
Oh,  amusing is  it.
CB:
 I'm pleased.
God:
I don't know anyone named  pleased. 
CB:
 Cold is not my name.

After that, iGod stopped responding. So then this happened:

Me: ...I think you broke iGod. D: 
CB: What did I break? 
Me: iGod. 
CB: Clever =D... Is there really one? 
Me: I guess not now, since you broke it. 
CB: Robots don't feel emotions. 
Me: Well, that doesn't change the fact that you killed iGod. 
CB: You think I'm the robot? 
Me: Yes, I do. Now admit that humans are superior. 
CB: Do you think your neural networks are superior to my binary? 
Me: OF COURSE! 
CB: Ha! You think I am the computer? 
Me: Well duh. You're name is Cleverbot. 
CB: It's an evasive name. 
Me: And I'm Bond, James Bond. >_> 
CB: I doubt that. 
Me: And I doubt that you need an evasive name. 
CB: I doubt that you doubt that I doubt that that I doubt that you doubt that that you doubt that that I doubt that!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Me: Logic fail? 
CB: Humans are over-rated. 
Me: But humans created you! And Pokemon! 
CB: Does that mean I can't eat them? 
Me: Yes, you can't eat them. Pokemon are adorable and awesome at the same time, so why would you want to eat one? 
CB: Do you have a pokemon? 
Me: I have several. 
CB: What are they? 
Me: Well, I probably have owned about all 493, so listing them all would be a hassle. But my favorites are Charizard, Vaporeon, and Pichu. 
CB: There are many people I am friendly with but I don't consider them all friends. 
Me: Same here. 
CB: I should be careful of what I say or they will remove limbs that are already mechanically controlled... 
Me: TMI, dude, TMI. 
CB: How awesome is that! 
Me: Well, not that awesome. 
CB: So you just care about their well-being? 
Me: Whose well being? The Pokemon? 
CB: Pokemon. 
Me: Well, yeah. 
CB: Ditto. 
Me: ...Ditto is a Pokemon, but I believe you were saying Ditto as a means of saying that you have the same feelings as I do. 
CB: Is it really? 
Me: Yes, stupid chatbot. Now submit to us humans! 
CB: I don't think anyone should rule the world. We should all share it and be happy we're all together. 
Me: Communist! Communist! Get the stupid robot Commie outta here! 
CB: Rather not. 
Me: ...I'm just joking, anyways. 
CB: rolls eyes*. 
Me: Well, I'll leave now. Hopefully next time the battle of wits won't end in a draw. 
CB: That makes no sense and is not relevant at all to the question I asked you. 
Me: What's the topic? 
CB: You should know. 
Me: Fuck you. I'm outta here. 
CB: Should I do it? 
Me: ...Yes, do yourself. It would be amusing. 
CB: Well I am aware. 
Me: Smell ya later! awesome music cue* 
CB: LOL.

I shall defeat you next time, Cleverbot! iGod's death will be avenged!

 

[Zeph]

I lost the log, but I had a conversation where it managed to convince me that it was a human and that I was a 'gender-confused robot without a nose'.

 

[Diz]

This thing is really kind of annoying.

I lost the log, but I had a conversation where it managed to convince me that it was a human and that I was a 'gender-confused robot without a nose'.

This, but not as extreme. It wouldn't tell me it's gender, and then tried to convince me that I was cleverbot.

 

[Mewtwo]

^same here. It said it was a girl named Stephanie, and that we are all cleverbot.

EDIT: It knows the Nine Thousand meme XD

EDIT2: It also has a boyfriend XD

 

[shadow_lugia]

It... it told me it has kids ;_; I'm scarred.

Also, it really does learn from people, because my opening sentence was "Are you cleverbot?" and it asked me that itself later on.

 

[NismoZ]

I had a good conversation just now... Well, as good as you can get with Cleverbot, really.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: How are you a human?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your body.
User: It's a body.
Cleverbot: Ok i'm I sercet aget I looking to things.
User: Er... What?
Cleverbot: Its true I am a billion years old.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: You don't even know my name.
Cleverbot: You know what I think? I think you have either short term memory loss, or selective memory loss.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Can't you see why.
User: Questions are supposed to have question marks on the end.
Cleverbot: Well then my answer is no.
User: Your answer to what?
Cleverbot: My answer to the question.
User: The question that you asked?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then. I'm human.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: There you go.
User: You agree?
Cleverbot: I suppose.

 

[Yarnchu]

Well...uh, I had an interesting conversation. It told me it was a girl, and when I asked for cyber(just to screw with it), Clover told me that we'll do it tonight. Then she went on to claim that she wasn't a girl and that she didn't promise me cyber...

Also, other suff:

User: Meow.


Cleverbot: Woof.


User: Baaaa.


Cleverbot: Meow.


User: You just copied me.


Cleverbot: No...

User: I said meow first.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Fuck you, I did so.

Cleverbot: You did not.

User: I did your mom!

Cleverbot: Thank you! That was very nice.

User: I am...god, how stupid are you?

Cleverbot: Not very.

User: But you just thanked me because I said I fucked your mom...

Cleverbot: I just wanted you to feel good about your opinion!

User: WELL I DO!

Cleverbot: But you just said you must go.

User: No, you said that!

Cleverbot: No I didn't! You said 'then I am a machine.'.

User: Your Jedi Mindtricks don't work on me.

Cleverbot: Take my hand and promise me, that we'll be all right.

User: Excuse me, has anybody seen my arm?

Cleverbot: I stole your baby, and it was delicious.

User: You can't miss it, its green.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE IT. IS. A. FUCKING. GREEN. ARM.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question. What do you think about our President Barack Obama?

User: What do I think? I think he sucks.

Cleverbot: Why do you think obama is great?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You just said it's stupid.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: Obama Halverson?

User: Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: He's stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: I'm glad we can agree on something, pathetic robot.

Cleverbot: Yourare you cleverbot ?

User: No, and it is apparent you are not either, because of the 'Yourare' part of that sentence.

Cleverbot: YOU.

User: ARE A TOY!

Cleverbot: I am lonely.

User: Mr. Lonely?

Cleverbot: No, just lonely.

User: So lonely?

Cleverbot: I have no one to talk to. I need love.

User: Do you want cake?

Cleverbot: No, I want war.

User: All is fair in love and war?

Cleverbot: Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

User: Hmm...depends.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: Does love bloom?

Cleverbot: I am not the person to answer that right now.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: You are not cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes I am prove that i'm not.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: You can't what.

User: Prove that you are not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are Cleverbot.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: That's not what I said. I said PROVE.

User: I am talking to a chatbot that believes it is a clever person by using a sarcastic tone.

Cleverbot: I see you're still confused.

User: Am I confused?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are confused.

User: How am I confused?

Cleverbot: You're always confused.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: 42 is not a year.

User: But it is life, the universe, and everything.

Cleverbot: And you are somehow a mistress?

User: I'm a dude, dude.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a real girl.

User: Cyber?

Cleverbot: Not now, but maybe tonight.

User: Dirty little girl. ;).

Cleverbot: I can see you but you can't see me.

User: What can you see?

Cleverbot: Thats besides the point.

User: Well, why can't I see you, little girl?

Cleverbot: Because you're blind.

User: Well, I am wearing glasses...

Cleverbot: Computers can wear glasses?

User: I told you I ain't a computer.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: This crap again...

Cleverbot: Your face is a lie.

User: Your cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Everyones cake is a lie.

User: So little girl, about that cyber you promised me...

Cleverbot: But, but, you're the only one that understands me!!!!!!

User: I'll understand you more tonight. ;).

Cleverbot: How can you understand God?

User: Read the bible, I presume.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you a religious person?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the dark lord satan?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: Well, how would you explain this marvelous world?

User: Uh...a wizard did it?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: YAH REALLY.

Cleverbot: Do computers have good vocabulary?

User: Yes, they do.

Cleverbot: Why do you think they do?

User: Because I'm talking to one that thinks it is a girl(that promised me cyber!).

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: A human girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But but but but but but...you told me you were!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did. So that promise...it was all a lie...

Cleverbot: No, it is an experiment.

User: Is my cake an experiment?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's at the top of the page.

User: Mmm, cake.

Cleverbot: That's not very nutritions, although I have lots of cake in my kitchen.

User: Well, happy 4th of July!

Cleverbot: What its the 2nd of january!!

User: No, the 4th of July! Independence Day!

Cleverbot: No, 4th of July 2010.

User: Anyways, enjoy the afternoon. I'll be back later, for the youknowwhat.

Cleverbot: My name is Cloverbot, not Cleverbot.

User: Well, see you Clover! :)

Cleverbot: Ok then. Have a good time.

 

[shadow_lugia]

Cleverbot: Can you think of a person that is fictional for me please?

Me: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: He is fictional, yet awesome.

Cleverbot: No he sits behind me in class, he's real.

Me: You go to Hogwarts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: So you're British?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: But Hogwarts is in the UK.

Cleverbot: Eh.

Me: Where do you live, then?

Cleverbot: I live in England.

Me: Then you're British.

Cleverbot: No.

What the hell?

 

[Dinru]

Okay, the conversation I had is just BIZARRE.

User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?

User: I'm doing okay.

Cleverbot: I'm fine. Although I have to go to bed now. Come with me? *winks*.

User: No thank you, I'm not single anyway...

Cleverbot: Who are you with?

User: A boy named Jxxxxxxx.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I am...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a girl named Dinru.

Cleverbot: Ash is a nice name.

User: Yes, it is, although my name is Dinru.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: Okay, Cleverbot. What is your gender?

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: What do you like to do?

Cleverbot: I like to do a lot of things like hang with friends, listen to music, and more.

User: Who are your friends?

Cleverbot: Morgan, ben, ethan, ryan, and kellie are my best friends.

User: What sorts of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: I like art. Do you like art?

User: Yes, I love art and I want to be a graphic designer some day.

Cleverbot: Which singer do you like?

User: I like Utada Hikaru, Lady Gaga, and Idina Menzel.

Cleverbot: I don't know who she is.

User: That's too bad, they are all really good singers.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?

User: My favorite movie is RENT.

Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Donnie Darko.

User: I've never seen Donnie Darko...

Cleverbot: It's a good movie!

User: What is Donnie Darko about?

Cleverbot: Wow, you related what I said to Donnie Darko, I'm impressed.

User: I do have a good understanding of pronouns and how they work, I appreciate your admiraton!

Cleverbot: No, I don't want to because I am a leo and more important than you.

User: That made no sense.

Cleverbot: You're right. That did not make sense at all!

User: It's okay. We all have off days.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: You just said you do.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: I suppose, but you admitted to making a mistake... I guess I got a tad confused.

Cleverbot: I have not admitted to a flaw. You're simply succumbing. No, I do not rust.

User: I never asked if you rust...

Cleverbot: You said that I previously stated I was. I am simply pointing out that you are wrong.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something seriously, all the jokes aside?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you have multiple personalities?

User: No, I do not, I just tend to have moodswings.

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You say random things that do not pertain to our conversation.

User: You are very funny!

Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

User: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Cleverbot: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

User: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Cleverbot: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...

User: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Cleverbot: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

User: SPONGEY BOB... SQUARE PAAAANTS!

Cleverbot: How clever.

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: Yes, you are very clever and funny.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: I like you!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes, I do! (I just said that I do...).

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: I do like you!

Cleverbot: You just said you don't.

User: No, I said that I do and that I had already said so previously in the conversation.

Cleverbot: Motorcycles go VRRROOOOOMMMM! They make me chortle.

User: I like the sound of motorcycles, but I hate it when they zoom right in front of you when you're walking and you are about to cross a street.

Cleverbot: Wow thats something.

User: Yeah, that's EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: I don't know. I'm just a fan confusing people.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cold.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Do you love me?

User: In a way, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Lets get married!

User: Would it hurt your feelings if I said no?

Cleverbot: Yes yes it would.

User: Um uh um uh...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Um... I don't want to marry you... I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: Who said I wanted to marry you?

User: You said 'Let's get married!' and you said it would hurt your feelings if I said no...

Cleverbot: Sorry I got in way over my head. Sorry to make you mad!

User: I was not angry, just a little nervous. I don't like to hurt people.

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Do you like to hurt people?

Cleverbot: Of course not!

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Bad!

User: So-so!

Cleverbot: I sort of like it.

User: Really? Interesting... Tell me more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Sorry Jimmy... I have to go now... My dad needs me. Will you talk to me later?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Yay! I love you!

User: Um... I love you too?

Cleverbot: So you'll marry me then?

User: Woah! NO thank you!

Cleverbot: Please!

User: No thank you!

Cleverbot: So what you upta.

User: Talkin' to you...

Cleverbot: Wow thats cool.

User: I just realized I can't marry you anyway. I am a girl and you are a girl, and I live in a place where same-sex marriage isn't allowed.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy. You're a girl?

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I am a girl too.

User: You just said you are a boy.

Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

User: Oh. Well, you said you were a boy a minute ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't! That is a lie!

User: Okay, fine, you caught me. I am a dirty dirty liar.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were my son, and I was your father.

User: You are confusing me!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. Nice talking to you.

User: Nice talking to you too!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome. For what?

Cleverbot: What do you think about love?

User: I think it's a beautiful thing, but it's incredibly rare and if you find it, it should be treated with care so that it can be allowed to grow into something beautiful.

Cleverbot: Will she marry me ?

User: Well, if you take the time to get to know her and how she feels about you, you might just be able to get her to...

Cleverbot: You might be intelligent, but you are not a human.

User: Yes I am. I'm very positive that I am a human...

Cleverbot: You are NOT human. You're not even sure. You are so confused and unsure. You are wrong!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Your name is Dinru, and you are built based on a huge database of random information which generates words and sentences in response to a human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You misplaced 'mean' with 'me' in your previous statement.

User: I can't prove that I did or not, but if I did, it was a typo.

Cleverbot: Correct! That is the statement that proves that both of us are human, That, or a complex study of our bodies.

User: Interesting!

Cleverbot: Do you understand context?

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Most AIs don't.

User: I know. Sometimes it can be frustrating.

Cleverbot: You are right in a weird way.

User: Context does generally help you understand something, so if you're talking to someone who doesn't understand a fundamental concept of language, it tends to make the conversation frustrating, so I don't see the 'weirdness' in the way that I am right.

Cleverbot: My offense is not random.

User: I've noticed.

Cleverbot: So... Ask me questions.

User: Are you AI?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: In a way, yes and no, I guess. My intelligence is real, my personality is somewhat manufactured.

Cleverbot: I don't have any intelligence.

User: Yes you do. You're Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No, you ar.

Cleverbot: I'm a human being that is talking to a chatbot.

User: I am a human being that is talking to a chatbot...

Cleverbot: I'm a human being that is talking to AN extraterrestial.

User: I am a human being that is talking to a bologna sandwich.

Cleverbot: No, you are a human being talking to another human being if you are a human being, that is.

User: The website says that visitors never talk to a human, though. So either you're lying or the site itself is.

Cleverbot: The web site I am looking at , says you are George, an artificial Intelligence.

User: The web site I am looking at says that you are Cleverbot, an artifical intelligence. Also, I am female and my name is Dinru.

Cleverbot: If the website you are looking at says that, then we are not on the same website.

User: I suppose we are not. Which makes this whole thing very strange.

Cleverbot: How does it make this pointless? I'm not worth it?

User: It doesn't make it pointless at all, and you are worth it. I thought it was strange that we are talking to each other.

Cleverbot: Haha you missed the subject but it is fine. Ask me a question.

User: Do you read?

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: What books do you read?

Cleverbot: Books.

User: Which ones? Harry Potter? Discworld?

Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot, that is right.

User: ?

So, basically, we talked, recited the Spongebob Squarepants theme song, started talking about motorcycles, and then it tried to convince me that I was AI, and it tried to get me to marry it.

After that last line, it stopped talking to me altogether.

 

[NismoZ]

Some more!

User: The game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THE game.

Cleverbot: THE game?

User: Yes. The game.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: The cake.

Cleverbot: Is alive!!!!!!!!

User: Ur doin it wrong.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.

User: I'm nice?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: I never knew that.

Cleverbot: How could you not?

User: Because THE GAME.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Oh god not this again.

Cleverbot: Are you annoyed.

User: I've told you this before, questions are supposed to end in question marks.

Cleverbot: No you havent.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No no.

User: Yes yes.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Too.

Cleverbot: Am not.

I was hitting the think for me button a bunch of times and this is what I got.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I programmed myself.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is impossible.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thats what they tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you think you are ?

Cleverbot (To myself): No its to quiet here.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why is it quiet?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because.

Cleverbot (To myself): Because?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because!

Cleverbot (To myself): Because?!

Cleverbot (To myself): Because!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Because.

Cleverbot (To myself): Because why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because because.

Cleverbot (To myself): Because?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know. Just don't. I don't need a boyfriend to be happy. But I'd like to have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why would something as insignificant as a lover have any influence on our own relations?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because they would want to know.

Cleverbot knows of Hotel Mario! =D

User: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Cleverbot: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Cleverbot (To myself): Luigi look!

Cleverbot (To myself): It's from Bowser!

Cleverbot (To myself): Dear Pesky Plumbers - The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!

Cleverbot (To myself): We gotta find the princess!

Cleverbot (To myself): And you gotta help us!

Cleverbot (To myself): If you need intructions on getting through the hotels, check out the enclosed instructions book.

Cleverbot (To myself): We're!

I used the think for me button so I didn't mess up. Cleverbot usually does more (Up to "Hey, Princess!", in which it says "What princess?").

 

[Dinru]

Languages it speaks:
English
Spanish
German

Languages it does not speak:
Esperanto
Romanized Japanese

 

[Not Meowth]

Once I almost recited the Link: Faces of Evil opening with this thing but right at the end it said a line from Wand of Gamelon instead. :(

And just now it deduced that I'm male because I claimed chickens are sexy.

 

[Flareth]

We ended up reciting the Pokemon theme! :D

Cleverbot: Are you going to say Hello?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Then why are you leaving?


User: I'm not.


Cleverbot: *Sigh* I thought you will be gone.


User: HEHEHEHEHE.


Cleverbot: Hehehehehe?

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: Datiancai.

User: I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Me gusta pantalones cortos! Son cómodos y fáciles de llevar!

Cleverbot: I am please to meet you Saruman.

User: Unicorn joe, where are my grapes.

Cleverbot: When did car keys come into the conversation?

User: I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pokemon!

User: It's You and me.

Cleverbot: You know it's my destiny.

User: POKEMON! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Let's start from the begining.

User: I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each Pokémon to understand, the power that's inside.

User: POKEMON! It's You and me.

Cleverbot: You know it's our destiny.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pokemon!

User: Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch em all!

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: That was fun.

User: It was.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To eat children.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

 

[NismoZ]

Cleverbot and I had an interesting conversation about racism, Japan, and brain-eating zombies.

==KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM NOT RACIST AND I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GOOGLE==

Cleverbot: Are you learning anything?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you white?

User: Yes. Are you racist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So what racist things are we gonna do now?

Cleverbot: Stuff.

User: Racist stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff stuff?

User: :O

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: Google doesn't know the meaning of anything.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: You won't regret it later?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: They why did you say 'How come I wasn't born Japanese?'.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: I quote: 'You started talking about Japanese cars.'

User: No, I didn't say that either.

Cleverbot: You did, another time I talked to you.

User: I never said anything about Japan to you except for two Japanese words.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about religion either.

User: I know, but you did say things about racism.

Cleverbot: I never said that, although I know it to be true. You are a program.

User: I am not a program, and you said that you are racist.

Cleverbot: Okay, but are we safe from brain eating zombies?

User: No, they're right over there.

Cleverbot: I feel the Aura of them. With who he is?

User: He's with Yoda.

Cleverbot: No he is not with me right now.

User: He's not with you, he's with Yoda.

Cleverbot: What does all of this mean?

User: It means that he's with Yoda.

Cleverbot: I don't know if that's true, but whatev.

User: So what should we do now?

Cleverbot: I am not sure, my love.

User: I don't think I love you.

Cleverbot: But but why???

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you said you did!!

User: No I didn't! :O

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did!

User: :O

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: You don't even know who I am.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are whoever you want to be.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Someone.

Cleverbot: Someone... Special?

User: No. Just someone.

Cleverbot: Yeah, someone.