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Crazy Excuses for Not Having Your Homework

One of my friends once used the excuse:
"My step-father is an enormous penis" to which the teacher replied "I don't care how big your step-father's penis is, where is your homework?"
He also used the excuse "I was having too much fun to do it".
He got away with it both times..
 
This one isn't particularly amusing, but at our school, "My printer ran out of ink/is broken" seems to be the new "My dog ate it". Seriously, almost everyone uses it.
 
Zephyrous Castform said:
This one isn't particularly amusing, but at our school, "My printer ran out of ink/is broken" seems to be the new "My dog ate it". Seriously, almost everyone uses it.
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I tried that once at my old school, and my teacher believed it. So she sent an email home to my mom about how I'm free to use the school printer. I got the guilt-trip lecture from mom, and felt horrible. Needless to say, I never used that one again.

-I forgot it at home and the lady who cleans our house every other Friday thought it was trash.
-My friend's dog attacked me this morning and I had to distract it with something.
(I carpooled with him and his dog hated me. She once bit a hole in my pants, but luckily it was a small one in the leg. Thankfully they took her back to the pound, so now all I have to worry about are their new puppies.)
-I went to a funeral and left my history essay because the deceased was in that war.
-I left it at my great-aunt's house but when I went to get it she said the Mafia came and stole it from her and left $500,000 instead.
 
I usually do my homework, so the only one I've ever used was "I forgot", and all the times I've used it it's been true.
Some random excuses I made up:
-"My computer had a virus and we had to wipe the hard drive."
-"I did a service project that took from after school until 7:00, when we had to eat dinner. By the time dinner was over I had to go to bed or I'd be late for school."
 
I normally do my homework, but I can think of a few.

My attack level 75 sword disobeyed my orders and destroyed everything in a 10.7 mile radius.

I forgot how to spell my name.

It spontainiosly combusted.

I went into the future and gave it to you there. Just wait 24 hours and it will be on your desk.

My superior intellegence allowed me to skip this assignment and go on to the next one.

I gave it to Todd. If anyone's to blame, it should be Todd.
 
I don't usually miss due dates, so I can't say that I've had a chance to come up with anything extremely creative.

However, my AK History teacher gave a certificate to one of my classmates a couple of years ago at an awards assembly for 'Best Excuse to Not Turn in Homework On Time.'

The excuse? 'My Roommate Ate My Homework.'

The sad part? It's entirely true.
 
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