Crazy Posters

[Salazard]

This past week at school I've been utterly bored out of my brain. So, I decided to post some posters up around the school.


On Tuesday I posted this:

Found In The Playground on Monday

Medium Sized Bird

[Picture of Pigeon]

Grey with orange eyes and some black bits on it's wings.

A bit mangey looking. Might need a Vet check-up.

It smells funny.

It has one toe and no collar.

Doesn't seem to be house broken.

I will only return it to you if you have a reward. Cupcakes are nice. Or a small toad.

Please meet me here at 11:32am on Friday for collection.

Thanks.

On Wednesday this:

Lost Near The Music Room on Tuesday

Chewing Gum

[Picture of Gum]

I've lost some used chewing gum

I was enjoying the gum and it fell out of my mouth without me noticing.

If found please do not chew, I don't want germs on it.

I will reward you with a pen no one claimed last Thursday.

Please meet me here at 11:34am on Friday for collection.

Thanks.

On Wednesday night some idiot took all my posters down. =[ So I did this one this morning...

Lost on Wednesday

Posters

[Picture of Posters]

Someone stole my posters.

They had important information on them. One about a medium sized bird, the other about my missing gum.

If anyone knows the location of my posters, I will reward you with some blu tack I found the other week.

Thanks.

And tomorrow is gonna be no different... except I have no idea what to do next! =P

Help wanted... please. =]

 

[Valerunner]

Nice trolling.

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Pencil

[Picture of a pencil]

I accedentaly left my pencil in one of my classes and lost it.

It's yellow with some teeth indentions from nervouse chewing.

The original pink eraser was used up so I used a bunny eraser to replace it.

Please return to me at [time] in [location] for a reward of a twisted paperclip

Thanks

That's all I can think up at the moment. These posters are really funny, whoever is taking them is either a teacher or some kid who can't stand a good laugh.
Luck to you Salazard. Sorry I couldn't contribute somthing better. ;)

 

[Eeveelution]

Hmm... Does anyone know it's you doing this?

Toy Bunny

[Picture of Cute Stuffed Bunny]

Found near Lost and Found.

Has been covered in tire tracks and has one ear missing.

Will return for reward. Bars of gold or ten cakes are good ideas.

Meet me at [time] in [location], OR THE BUNNY GETS IT.

 

[Salazard]

Thanks for the idea people. =] And no, no one knows it's me! =D

This is what I put up today:

WANTED
(Thursday 25th MARCH) - Present:

ME

[Picture of Bear Suit]

PEOPLE ARE COMING AFTER ME FOR MAKING THESE POSTERS. IF YOU SEE ME, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ANYONE.

MAKE UP A FAKE IDENTICATION FOR ME OR SOMETHING LIKE ‘HE WEARS A CAT COSTUME AND EATS CHERRY PIES’.

I DON’T LIKE CHERRY PIES. I LIKE CHERRIES THOUGH, AND I WEAR A BEAR COSTUME. THEY ARE SO WARM.

I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A SLICE OF PEACH PIE IF YOU DON’T TELL.

I CARRY THEM IN MY POCKETS LIKE PEACH PIE MAN IF HE EXISTED.

THANKS.

I forgot to type out the previous ones in caps, but that's how they are printed. =]

 

[#1 bro]

heh. this is actually pretty funny. if I went to your school, this would probably make my day. :)

 

[Eeveelution]

I REALLY wish we were classmates!! xD

 

[Salazard]

Haha! New one people! =D

FOR SALE
(WEEK BEGINNING 30TH MARCH):

MINI SCOOTER

[picture of mouse on scooter]

THE MINI SCOOTER COMES WITH ALARM, POCKETS AND ROCKET BOOSTERS.

WORTH A WHOPPING 43PENCE

BUT WAIT, HOW CAN THIS BE SO? IT JUST IS JIMMY, IT JUST IS...

IT TOOK ME A FEW DAYS TO GET HOLD OF ONE OF THESE, AND TRUST ME THEY'VE BEEN WORTH THE WAIT.

FOR THE EVERYDAY BUSINESS MOUSE.

MEET ME HERE AT 11.34 FRIDAY TO PURCHASE FOR 23PENCE! THAT'S CHEAP!

THANKS.

 

[Kai Lucifer]

This truly is a nutty thread. Probably why I've been stalking it. I expect that this mini scooter is just a small, toy model, correct?

Perhaps you could sell a copy of next week's/whenever's poster for a price next time, eh?

 

[Jack_the_White]

My god you've done it again, i should probably do this my self at some point just for funsies or since there's a new high school opening and this is my last year at this one, i'm gonna probaly do this durring exam week. keep up the work!