Fortunately & Unfortunately

[Glace]

A fun little game I hope you'll all enjoy!

So, basically one poster begins with "Once upon a time, blah blah. Unfortunately, blah blah," and the next poster says "Fortunately, blah blah."

Example:
Poster 1:
"Once upon a time, there was a cat that loved pie. Unfortunately, he was allergice to it."
Poster 2:
"Fortunately, he had allergy medicine to overcome the reaction."
Poster 1:
"Unfortunately, he overdosed."

You get it? Of course, it's not just two posters. ^^

So,
Once upon a time, there was a man in love. Unfortunately, his love did not feel the same way.

 

[mewtini]

Fortunately, his love agreed to go out to dinner with him. unfortunately, the man wrecked their table. (Glace, this idea is awesome.)

 

[Glace]

((Thank you. However, you simply post the 'Fortunately' part, and the next poster adds the 'Unfortunately' part))
Fortunately, she was in the bathroom when it occured.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Unfortunately, she was locked inside a bathroom stall.

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Fortunately, she crawled out under the door.

 

[Glace]

Unfortunately, the floor was extremely unsanitary.

 

[mewtini]

Fortunately, a waitor came and helped her out and stuck some soap on her.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, that bar of soap was just as dirty.

 

[Glace]

Fortunately, there was hand sanitizer everywhere.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Unfortunately, she ingested some hand sanitizer and was poisoned.

 

[Green]

fortunately a deinonychus burst in and extracted the poison from her stomach because he was a doctor.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Unfortunately, her date had become fed up with waiting for her to return, and had already left.

 

[Glace]

Fortunately, they made up the next day.

 

[Zero Moment]

Unfortunately, the next time they went on a date they were in a terrible car crash.

 

[mewtini]

o-o Oi. Anyway...

Fortunately, it was a minor car crash and they were not hurt. :D

 

[MentheLapin]

Unfortunately, though painless, the date lost her left leg and right arm.

 

[mewtini]

o-o Fortunately, there were ABSOLUTELY no after effects from the surgery she had on her leg :D (Long leap...)

 

[Glace]

Unfortuantely, her prosthetic arm and leg malfunctioned and kept slapping her.

 

[RespectTheBlade]

Fortunately, she was able to recalibrate her prosthetic limbs so they slapped every man except for her boyfriend.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Unfortunately, she was arrested for assaulting innocent civilians.