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Fortunately & Unfortunately

Unfortunately, a dog came and barked at the date and woke up the mugger again.
 
Unfortunately, her date came and held her up by yelling at her.
 
Unfortunately, it was still made of cement, so she was hospitalized for a month and forced to pay a freakishly large bill for medical care.
 
Fortunately, she was a Multi-Billionare that owns several fast food chains that will likely run smoothy and strongly for decades to come.
 
Unfortunately, hundreds of thousands of people boycotted her resturaunt, McBurger N'Chicken King Hut Bell, and she lost all of her money
 
Fortunately, all that money was in the bank, and her account never lost any.
 
Unfortunately, she was mugged. Again. By the same guy. In the same place. At the same time. In front of the same people.
 
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