Fortunately & Unfortunately

[Time Psyduck]

Fortunately, it came back up very quickly.

 

[zeKieranator]

Unfortunately, it was dial-up.

 

[Lili]

Fortunately, the speakers were off so you didn't have to hear the dial-up tone.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Unfortunately, the dial-up tone is cool, and not the reason dial-up is bad.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Fortunately, you are wearing headphones.

 

[zeKieranator]

Unfortunately, they're broken.

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Fortunately, they make you look cool anyway.

 

[zeKieranator]

Unfortunately, there's no one around to see you look cool, so they're still pointless.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Fortunately, they're comfortable, so wearing them isn't actually a problem.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Unfortunately, they start falling apart, looking uncool.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Fortunately, you started a new fashion trend.

 

[Time Psyduck]

Unfortunately, I don't care about fashion.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Fortunately that's 2 pairs of Ugg Boots for me then, seeing as cuz you don't care about fashion, I can't give you the present I bought you... No I didn't buy Uggs for everyone! Jus him! Jus cuz!

 

[Lili]

Unfortunately the Uggs are haunted with the dead spirit of Wild Willy, a ghost who once was a man that was killed by having his eyes gouged out by a Snowy Owl.

 

[Aletheia]

Fortunately, he bakes cookies for everyone.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Unfortunately they're ghost biscuits, so when you bite into them they jus disappear into nothingness! Hell, Zoltan doesn't even give you a dragon egg for them...

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Fortunately, a street vendor trades you a new pair of shoes for the cookies.

 

[Aethelstan]

Unfortunately, the shoes are the least stylish shoes in the world, and everyone makes fun of you.

 

[Aletheia]

Fortunately, the concept of self-esteem is incomprehensible to you so you don't care.

 

[LadyJirachu]

Unfortunately, you may get knocked out cold by a mega lucario one day in your dreams :P and it'll still hurt when you wake up