Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Yami Angel Christian]

Fortunately, I have Pipes...

 

[Anomaly 54]

Unfortunatly, your toilet doesn't

 

[...]

Fortunately, you have a shovel and innate digging abilities...

 

[The Phantom Latios]

Unfortunately, his shovel got rusted to the point of where if something touches it, it will break.

 

[hyphen]

Fortunately,a new one fell from the sky.

 

[Tarinflame]

Unfortunately, the shovel broke from the fall.

 

[hyphen]

Fortunately,you have a spoon to dig with.

 

[Cap'n Sofa]

Unfortunately, the spoon is stolen by a passing seagull.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Fortunately there's my tiny wooden spoon for you to borrow!!!

 

[darklight2222]

Unfortunately, a giant woodchuck descends from above and chucks the wooden spoon to Neptune.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

YOU DARE TO THROW MY DIABOLICAL AND DEADLY TOOL OF DESTRUCTION AWAY!!! Fortunately, I have more!!!

 

[darklight2222]

Unfortunately, as you run with them, you trip, and the spoons all fall into Niagara Falls. No, I have no idea why Niagara Falls spontaneously appeared.

 

[Lili]

Fortunately, a Piplup saves you from drowning and returns you to shore.

 

[zeKieranator]

Unfortunately, the Piplup then evolves and tries to kill you.

 

[Hogia]

Fortunately, Prinplup has cardiac arrest and dies.

 

[darklight2222]

Unfortunately, before Prinplup died it ate all your digging equipment (which explains why it died).

 

[InvaderSyl]

Fortunately, you have a spare digging kit.

 

[wolftamer9]

unfortunately, it only works on planets whose names start with the letter Q.

 

[InvaderSyl]

Fortunately, you are on the planet QuackquackquackomgoshI'maduckquack

It is still unknown why it is name that anyway.

 

[darklight2222]

Unfortunately, a group of scientists on planet QuackquackquackomgoshI'maduckquack decided to rename it planet thisplanetsnamedoesnotbeginwithaq.