Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Bombsii]

fortunately they ate the tastier doughnuts instead/

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately demons from another mother opened up your oesophagus as you swallowed these tasty donuts and ate them.

 

[VelvetEspeon]

Fortunately, the tasty donuts were toxic, so the demons died.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, while it was in your throat, the poison went down into your stomach and was indigestible.

 

[Flying Bread]

Fortunately, you vomited the poison out before it could do any harm.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, this vomting leaves you dehydrated, and as such, you accidently drink contaminated water from the Aswan High Dam (or where ever that contaminated water is from)

 

[thor165]

fortunately the water does not affect you

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately all the diseases in it does.

 

[Flying Bread]

Fortunately, you find vaccines for these and you use them and get better

 

[k9dixie548]

unfortunately, you get caught for using black-market vaccines

 

[Flying Bread]

Fortunately, you don't have to go to jail.

 

[k9dixie548]

unfortunately, the poliece now want you to get stuff for them on the Black Market

 

[Flying Bread]

Fortunately, you don't have to

 

[k9dixie548]

unfortunately, if you don't you will go to boot camp

 

[VelvetEspeon]

Fortunately, the boot camp they are talking about is not about tough training, but about buying boots, for some odd reason.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, the boots still suck anyway, so you go to the black market.

 

[Rotomize]

Fortunately, The Black Market goes to you and gives you the stuff you need.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, this is a trap set by a different police force, and they catch you.

 

[Lost Guitar]

fortunately they have no proof that you were there and you go on holiday to Greenland where the skiing is good.

 

[Bombsii]

unfortunately you get trapped in an avalanche.