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Funny Moments at School
- Thread starter Jack_the_White
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Raichu Grunt
I'm here for the Pokemon and Fame
Alex, my friend (Dickhead mind) locked the teacher out of the classroom today... and refused to get it open, we were stuck in class and they got the janitor. He is so dead...
hes on SMT report as it is
Also during Rugby one of the kids in the bottom set (i'm in top) likes to try and punch the ball out of my hands and fails everytime, he shouted out "Falcon Punch" and I just moved out of the way and he went flying on the grass and every just stared at him and just carried on.
On a residential trip I was eating Millions(the sweet) and we were doing a wierd limbo thing. It went straight down my throat and 10 minutes it came through my nose. (Hurt like hell though)
Also on that same trip we went to a Theme Park on the free day, Curtis was next to me on this Ski-lift like ride that looked over the whole park he asked girls whether he could get their phone number, he's not exactly handsome (who am I to say) but he got 5 yes and 4 actual Phone No's *how the hell?* *I need to try that* Also one kid (like 15-16 years old ) started swearing at him, it was well funny he was like " shut the **** up before I ****in kill you. I was like Yep, really yeah, thats nice.
Also I have too many funny moments with my friend JOhn to count
hes on SMT report as it is
Also during Rugby one of the kids in the bottom set (i'm in top) likes to try and punch the ball out of my hands and fails everytime, he shouted out "Falcon Punch" and I just moved out of the way and he went flying on the grass and every just stared at him and just carried on.
On a residential trip I was eating Millions(the sweet) and we were doing a wierd limbo thing. It went straight down my throat and 10 minutes it came through my nose. (Hurt like hell though)
Also on that same trip we went to a Theme Park on the free day, Curtis was next to me on this Ski-lift like ride that looked over the whole park he asked girls whether he could get their phone number, he's not exactly handsome (who am I to say) but he got 5 yes and 4 actual Phone No's *how the hell?* *I need to try that* Also one kid (like 15-16 years old ) started swearing at him, it was well funny he was like " shut the **** up before I ****in kill you. I was like Yep, really yeah, thats nice.
Also I have too many funny moments with my friend JOhn to count
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eevee_em
Mew!
I have had too many funny moments at my lunch table to count. Lets just say that I call us "The Insane Nerds".
You would probably had to be there to get this one, but here it gos:
In my 9th grade Wold History class last year:
Ms. Hill(teacher):*asks a something about a country, forget what it was*
Kid in class: London!
Ms. Hill: No.
Same kid: England!
Ms. Hill: No, that's that's the same London.
Same kid: Oh..Great Britain!
And before you ask, no, he was not joking.
You would probably had to be there to get this one, but here it gos:
In my 9th grade Wold History class last year:
Ms. Hill(teacher):*asks a something about a country, forget what it was*
Kid in class: London!
Ms. Hill: No.
Same kid: England!
Ms. Hill: No, that's that's the same London.
Same kid: Oh..Great Britain!
And before you ask, no, he was not joking.
Ivy Newton
kg*m/s^2
- Pronoun
- she
I probably have some funny moments. I can't think of them now though. I can think of some not at school, but...
And these are all amazingly funny and they made my (otherwise super-boring) day.
EDIT: Oh, I totally thought of some.
1. In my creative writing class, talking about symbolism in poetry:
*teacher writes something on board*
Student: Umm, you misspelled 'symbol'. (It was spelled sybol)
*teacher adds an m*
Student: Umm, it's still misspelled. (It was spelled SMYBOL!!!)
2. In my math class, taking a test:
This one boy is using a ruler, and somehow he snaps it in half.
This is the teacher's only meter stick.
He apologizes profusely and tries to help her superglue it.
And glues his fingers together.
So does the teacher.
You had to be there.
3. In my math class again, I walk in and see the same boy who broke the ruler in a
little red riding hood girls sweater dress thingy.
Again, you had to be there.
4. Last one, back to creative writing, a girl is reading her poem (I suppose I'll just write the poem out, the title of the poem is My First Time):
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone just her and I.
Her hair so thin, her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best.
I started by placing my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart,
but slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame,
all at once the white stuff came.
At last its all finished, its all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow!
Needless to say we all took it in a very perverted way.
And these are all amazingly funny and they made my (otherwise super-boring) day.
EDIT: Oh, I totally thought of some.
1. In my creative writing class, talking about symbolism in poetry:
*teacher writes something on board*
Student: Umm, you misspelled 'symbol'. (It was spelled sybol)
*teacher adds an m*
Student: Umm, it's still misspelled. (It was spelled SMYBOL!!!)
2. In my math class, taking a test:
This one boy is using a ruler, and somehow he snaps it in half.
This is the teacher's only meter stick.
He apologizes profusely and tries to help her superglue it.
And glues his fingers together.
So does the teacher.
You had to be there.
3. In my math class again, I walk in and see the same boy who broke the ruler in a
little red riding hood girls sweater dress thingy.
Again, you had to be there.
4. Last one, back to creative writing, a girl is reading her poem (I suppose I'll just write the poem out, the title of the poem is My First Time):
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone just her and I.
Her hair so thin, her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best.
I started by placing my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart,
but slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame,
all at once the white stuff came.
At last its all finished, its all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow!
Needless to say we all took it in a very perverted way.
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shadow_lugia
Warning: May contain nuts
I say and think funny things in the classroom.
*teacher is explaining mummy project* You also have to make canopic jars. And organs to go in them.
Me: *thinking* I wonder if I could get away with dissecting a frog or mouse or something and putting its stomach in a jar?
*math class making graph about the growth of a tree*
Teacher: Obviously your graph is going to stop at 0 on the y axis; it can't grow negative inches
Me: What if it was a fourth-dimensional tree?
*teacher is explaining mummy project* You also have to make canopic jars. And organs to go in them.
Me: *thinking* I wonder if I could get away with dissecting a frog or mouse or something and putting its stomach in a jar?
*math class making graph about the growth of a tree*
Teacher: Obviously your graph is going to stop at 0 on the y axis; it can't grow negative inches
Me: What if it was a fourth-dimensional tree?
Ivy Newton
kg*m/s^2
- Pronoun
- she
XD
But isn't the fourth dimension time? So that'd be like it was growing backwards or something. Shrinking?
Evolutionary
...
- Pronoun
- they
There have been quite a few...but I only remember the time a boy called Joe came to school with a dress, lipstick, handbag[I think] and other stuff. And guess what...it was winter sport that day. Winter sport is this thing in winter[duh] where you have the choice of a few sports and play against other schools. He played soccer. I bet all the players were so busy laughing that his team won. XD
ZimD
Ben Wade's Assistant Coach
- Pronoun
- he
Try being surrounded by people who always make jokes about G 11 6.
Murkrow
Says "also" and "or something" a lot
- Pronoun
- he
There's someone in my class whose nickname is 'elf'.
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shadow_lugia
Warning: May contain nuts
Yarnchu
Yarn is comfy and easy to wear
I said it wasn't really funny. I noticed a coincedence though, and I thought other people would notice it too. Guess not.
And I still haven't bothered myself to think of anything, and I'm kinda tired, so I won't be thinking to much about school for a little bit.
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Because the kid had a lighter and so obviously smoked in school and the teacher didn't care, I guess.