Dannichu
Tragically unbeyachted.
Willow: Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part where - with the maize and the big, big belt buckles! They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach!
Buffy: Okay. Now, for some of that, you were channeling your mother?
Willow: Buffy, earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving. It's a sham. It's all about death.
Buffy: It is a sham, but it's a sham with yams. It's a yam-sham.
Willow: You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Buffy: Yes, he's been wronged, and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I...
Spike: I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians!
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is-
Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
Buffy: Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of - Not that I don't like Spaniards.
Spike: Listen to you. How're you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
Willow: We don't wanna fight anyone.
Buffy: I just wanna have Thanksgiving.
Willow: Well, if we could talk to him...
Spike: You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better?
...just sayin'.