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Google Translate is weird

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I just sent a friend's story through Azerbaijani, Russian and Chinese and back to English and one character's exclamation of "Beauty!" turned into "United States!"
 
If you translate 'äääääääääääääää' from German, it translates to pokemon.
 
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I was translating some sentence involving some number or another into German and it kept turning that number into 21. The number was not 21.

Also once it translated a completely non-number-related word into "19".
 
I have once tried to translate the Sinnoh League Victors song throuh the whole alphabet. I remember one part turning into "This is what I expected" and then into "I hope it's a dream". And if you translate "Pokémon" through Armenian, it turns into "Armenians".
 
'Avada Kedavra' from English to Japanese. Press 'listen'. Enjoy the crazy cat lady's attractive sister screaming at you.
 
Google Translate is weird
through French, German, Italian, and Portuguese, becomes
Google translate disowned.

Through this same sequence 42 times, it becomes

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It's strangely like Inception. The section of the section of the section...
and Laibung came in around the 5th time or so.
 
Google Translate is weird
through the whole alphabet, becomes
Invite a group of young
Google disappeared when I translated the sentence to Hebrew.
 
From the same story mentioned above, the words "This is Madison..." turned into "This is not a Madison..." How exactly do you screw that one up.
 
Okay, I'll do it too.

A sentence summarizing last night's dream:

driving into a gorge is not a good idea

Translated through a few languages, it ends up as

Driving distance is not a good idea.

It's strange, since if I just translate it through Irish and back it comes up as "Driving into gorge is a good idea aunt." Compared to that it's relatively... unscathed.
 
Butterfree's got that whole Babelfish thing on the main site, funny shit.

I'm going to go mess around with google translate... be back.
 
'Take a dirty picture for me' to French and back becomes 'Take a picture for me slut.'
 
English-> Finnish->Icelandic->Japanese->Latvian->English

Oompa Loompa doo doompadee
On my second riddle for you
Oompa Loompa Dee doompadah
If you are wise, listen to me

What you get from a plethora of TV do you have?
Neck pain and three IQ
Why do not you try simply reading a book is that?
Or is it just pathetic?

Also for
Also for
Also for
Also for
You will get your ad

Oompa Loompa stakeholders Doompadee
If you do not go far greedy
You can live in happiness
As Oompa
Kano Oompa Loompa doompadee do.


Guess what it was
 
English->Greek->Hebrew->Thai->English

I threw my hands in the air a few times.
Said Ayo!
ฉันต้องปล่อยให้ไป!
I want to live my life to celebrate.
Said Ayo!
Eooukhoongฉanใhgap!

Because we gon 'rock this club.
We gon 'go all night.
Oro We Gon '.
Cืoraebid!
Because I tell you when.
Now I tell you again.
Oro We Gon '.
Cืoraebid!

Guess what it was
 
I've actually saved the Sinnoh League Victors song translated through everything from the beginning of the alphabet to Icelandic, so here it is:

This is for you.
In
I hope
A dream.
Colleagues
Goal.

This is paradise
(Armenia)
What courage
I'll try.

In this case, every court
So, keep your head
We must continue
(Sinnoh League)
Armenia
 
Sent it through this site.

"Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn!"

...30 translations later we get:

"I am looking for someone who has good knowledge! According to the survey, Vista shows! I'm happy, Judy's love! I'm going crazy!"

Also, translating the whole thing with regular google translate:
English-Turkish-Thai-Belarusian-Serbian-Vietnamese-English:

Oh, look smart kids.
Watch them watch them training.
I hate this sweet - a good thing.
When my stomach.

I have a little secret.
They will cry.
This is one of the worst kind of magic.
A special type of human low

This book made ​​to order.
But it's not worth reading.
When you open this book.
You suck.
They are the worst places I've ever seen prices.
GM meen maze of Magic!
Very frightening and confusing.
My ouepgrhamri EE!
MI Amenekhriongue Magic!
ฮ ฮ number!

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English-Russian-French-Lithuanian-Spanish-Polish-Estonian-Ukrainan-English:

We are not novices in love
You know the rules and I
commitment that I mean
There will be another
I just want to tell you how I feel
I must make you understand

Nevver, that
"Never Let You Down
I do not run the Desert
Ll never let you grieve
I will never say goodbye
Do not speak poorly lit and

Just guess.
 
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I used WUE's link, and used max translation.
OBJECTION! translated to Really!
It also went through concientious and honest/ly on the way.
EDIT: I did the same thing to HOLD IT!:
With eaband □ □ □ and.
MOAR EDIT: Phoenix Wright, Ace Attourny!:
Pheonix Wright, attournie!

I don't see how you can mess up the first, the second one weirded me out, especially with it going through Name and save! on the way, and the last one isn't so bad, considering it went through Attourney Pheonix Wright! on the way.
 
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